Fuck that shit
Pulp are reforming and are expected to announce playing some gigs next year.

I'm ecstatic at this news.

*awaits Monty to wade in with his tedious "Pulp were always shit I much preferred this obscure Moroccan band who produced three singles on 10" vinyl in the 70s" comment*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:20, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aww what?
I loved saying "I saw pulps last ever gig" now I can't say that any more.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Where was that?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I was wrong, their last gig was in Rotherham.
I wasn't there.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Cocker himself: excellent
His entire recorded output: fucking dismal
Al: even worse
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

have you heard William Shatner's version of Common People?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Best version.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Are there many pauses?
Does it go on for 15 minutes?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

That's Tony Blair's version

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

with MOAR HAND GESTURES!
tough on hand gesticulating, tough on the causes of hand gesticulating
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

'she....was....the....common...people's........princess'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:30, Reply)

it's spoken rather than sung
and there are pauses. I recommend listening to it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Fuck that, have you heard his version of "Fuck You"?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

dunno

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

It's brilliant.
How do, Vippy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I will try and remember to check it out
I'm pretty good ta. Had a cracking weekend. You?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

My weekend was alright until about 1am this morning, but everything seems to be fine right now.
Which is a shame, because I had fun up until then.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

that is a shame
at least things are ok now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I've not actually left my room yet.
I want to get the fuck out of this fucking house.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

leaving the room is a good first step

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I think I need more sleep.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You should be banned from the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

alright Chompy?
you seem in a bad mood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I'm alright, I'm just bullying lampito
for her drunk online antics last night.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Things got very sobering, I can tell you that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I had to delete "your" post on my wall.
*tuts and wags finger*
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

That wasn't written by me.
I hope this doesn't start a "piss" bandwagon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Who was it?
a b3tan?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

it's because people are being mean to him
without cause this time though, so I have some sympathy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

fair enough
I can understand that pissing someone off. How about yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

as above
I'm pretty good. had a thoroughly enjoyable weekend. Tar Barrels didn't disappoint, I did some quality DIY, ate some incredible Thai food, drank loads of booze, smoked loads of spliffs, had a long lie in, ate a roast dinner in front of the fire.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Sounds fantastic
almost an ideal weekend bar the DIY
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

needed doing and I quite enjoyed it because I didn't cock it up
meant I got to use my laser-sighted sliding compound mitre saw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Smiling and nodding here
I have no clue what that is
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

big electric saw
for cutting things at angles
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

ah I see
my dad probably has one. DIY is not my strong point sadly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Pulp are shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

You're shit.

(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

So's your face

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

So's your mums face

(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Nah, just a skeleton now methinks...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

...Your dad's face then, maybe?
sorry...
(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Haha, don't worry about it
And I agree, my Dad's face is rather shit. Although, his face (below the eyes) looks very similar to Hugh Laurie.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

In other news
juice and skin are getting back together as well. They may perform with pulp, and create an orange
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

that joke is worse than Pulp

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

It's not a joke
it's a vomitlol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Rip it up and start again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Edwyn Collins was on the news a while back
and the newsreader said "...His many hits, including "Rip it up and start again" and "Never met a girl like you before"

Name another one, I dare ya!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Never met a girl is one of my favorite songs ever.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Really?
yew so krazy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

It reminds me of a certain time in my life when I was happy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)

1995 was a good year for me as well

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Was it a Wednesday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Its quite a good song
and nice to play on t'guitar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Keep on Burning
It briefly skimmed the charts in 1995 when he was supporting Pulp on their UK tour.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I saw Pulp at Glastonbury '95 when they replaced The Stone Roses

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I didn't

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

So did I.
I still think that Radiohead '97 was a better gig though.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

That was the one and only time I went to Glastonbury
I enjoyed it...but never again.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I liked Pulp c.1995
but if I ever hear Common People again I will stab out my eardrums with something stabby
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

WHAT?!
*head explodes with joy*
(berk, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:33, Reply)