jog on

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Punch him in the tits Kristine!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I got slapped in the tit last night :(((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Deliberately, or was he just flailing his arms while you gripped him between your thighs and milked his balls dry?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

everytime I see or say the word 'tit' I think of smell on This is England saying "you wanna suck mah tits?"
mousetrap injured the mouse but it couldn't be found, when roommate was moving a blanket I hopped up and down and pointed and scared her
then laughed so hard I almost pissed myself
she slapped me in the boob and pushed me
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

What a bitch, I hope you got her back by massaging baby oil into hers.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

well yeah, by using my own to massage them, of course

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:13, Reply)

That's fair enough

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I believe for the full effect of a 'jog on'
you need to add 'you mug' to the end of it.

Try.

'Go on, jog on you mug!' In your best Danny Dyer accent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

jog on you fookin' coont
I don't know anything about that person
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

He's a fookin coont.
He's the poor mans Bob Hoskins or Ray Winstone
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Have you seen that video of him being punched in the face.
V V V FUNNI
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Is that the Danny Dyers hard man thing?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Yeah, one of the hard men punched him in the face.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Fucking hilarious
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsA7JHf31II
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:10, Reply)

"Mate" is also acceptable
when accompanied by turning the head away as if you cant even be bothered to acknowledge their presences.

"Jog on mate" *turns head away and continues with whatever you're doing*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Or thrusting your hand up into the backwards V sign and belming
that's what my friend does.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:54, Reply)

is this like chucking up the deuces?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

What on earth is that?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

it's like when you're about to flip someone off, but instead throw up the peace sign
like peace out motherfucker, I don't give a fuck
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Lampers, if you want a thorough striking through, you don't need to be quite so obvious as "thrusting your hand up into".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME, I DON'T CARE!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Chompy's favourite words to hear

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I thought those were "Hey! That drink tasted zzzzzzzzzzzz..."

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I quite like "son" for dismissivelols.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I think you're right there.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)