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Wouldn't a sniper on top of a building been more suitable?
Very shoddy.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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Surely you want maximum carnage?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:33,
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Only if zombies are there.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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Quit with the zombie talk
What is this facination with zombies? Why?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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Aw Jeff!
It's only a bit of fun : (
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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I know.
But zombies are rubbish.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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I don't disparage your interests : (
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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That's because you like pubs too.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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If we're going to be friends then you're going to have to put up with my little quirks and niche interests.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:42,
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What else, aside from the zombies
Am I leaving myself exposed to here?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:43,
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I'll draw up a list later as I'm off to the gym soon.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:45,
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Everyone should watch it,
it's quite LOL
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:31,
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that's pretty mad
can't make out where he was when it happened
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:33,
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limehouse
i used to live near there.
2/10, would not live there again.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:33,
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I don't mean the location I don't give a shit about that
I mean his placement relative to the lorry and car
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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I saw the 1st episode of "The Walking Dead" last night
Brilliant. Best start to a new series EVAH
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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I need to check that out
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:39,
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You really do
the second episode was on last night (apparently), so should also be downloadable
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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sweet
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:42,
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I thought it was a bit meh
good ending though.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:44,
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I loved it
it stuck to the comic book well, and there was lots of heads-a-poppin'
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:46,
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Really, I thought it was exactly what I want out of a zombie series
I can't wait to see the rest of the series now.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:46,
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from what I've seen of the trailer it looks great
and you aren't always wrong about things, so I'll take what you have said here as a good sign
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:49,
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Have you heard the acoustic version of "Ace of Spades"
You can download it from the Kronenburg website, it's brilliant.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:51,
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yeah, they've been playing it on Planet Rock a load
it is indeed brilliant
I have been meaning to download it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:55,
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I was really hungover though,
that may have limited my enjoyment.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:52,
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What? why? where?
When is this on?
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:46,
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It's on FX if you have satellite
otherwise it's on torrentz.com
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:47,
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I shall try torrentz.
Thanks.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:49,
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ah well
limehouse is shit anyway.
if it had more taxis and luxury cars, he wouldn't have been on his bike in the first place.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:41,
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I think he's riding just ahead of it.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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ta
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:39,
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totally lolling my eh oh
haha not really
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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What?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:34,
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totally laughing my ass off
haha not really
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:40,
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You crazy Americans.
And your weird incomprehensible blathering.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:43,
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jog on
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:47,
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Punch him in the tits Kristine!
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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I got slapped in the tit last night :(((((
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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Deliberately, or was he just flailing his arms while you gripped him between your thighs and milked his balls dry?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:56,
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everytime I see or say the word 'tit' I think of smell on This is England saying "you wanna suck mah tits?"
mousetrap injured the mouse but it couldn't be found, when roommate was moving a blanket I hopped up and down and pointed and scared her
then laughed so hard I almost pissed myself
she slapped me in the boob and pushed me
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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What a bitch, I hope you got her back by massaging baby oil into hers.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01,
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well yeah, by using my own to massage them, of course
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:13,
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That's fair enough
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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I believe for the full effect of a 'jog on'
you need to add 'you mug' to the end of it.
Try.
'Go on, jog on you mug!' In your best Danny Dyer accent.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:49,
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jog on you fookin' coont
I don't know anything about that person
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:52,
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He's a fookin coont.
He's the poor mans Bob Hoskins or Ray Winstone
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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Have you seen that video of him being punched in the face.
V V V FUNNI
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:54,
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Is that the Danny Dyers hard man thing?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:56,
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Yeah, one of the hard men punched him in the face.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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"Mate" is also acceptable
when accompanied by turning the head away as if you cant even be bothered to acknowledge their presences.
"Jog on mate" *turns head away and continues with whatever you're doing*
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:52,
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Or thrusting your hand up into the backwards V sign and belming
that's what my friend does.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:54,
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is this like chucking up the deuces?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:55,
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What on earth is that?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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it's like when you're about to flip someone off, but instead throw up the peace sign
like peace out motherfucker, I don't give a fuck
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:12,
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Lampers, if you want a thorough striking through, you don't need to be quite so obvious as "thrusting your hand up into".
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME, I DON'T CARE!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01,
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Chompy's favourite words to hear
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:04,
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I thought those were "Hey! That drink tasted zzzzzzzzzzzz..."
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:08,
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I quite like "son" for dismissivelols.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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I think you're right there.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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Pay more attention to our weird polititians plz.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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I care not!
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:39,
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Men with lots of tits?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:02,
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Fucking hell
It was lucky he didn't wipe out that entire convoy of cyclists.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:45,
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+ un
feckin cyclists
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:54,
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Fuck you swipey
I hope your ruptured your ovaries vomiting the other night.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58,
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Calm down Al.
It's not like the kind of riding you get up to on your bike is something you can do in the street anyway.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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Not with his spaz knee.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01,
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He's no respecter of rules

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Cave Duck, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:08,
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holy shit
that was violent!
and i think your wish probably came true anyway.
now you made me do a :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:05,
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Sorry Swipey
I got a bit carried away.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:13,
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yeah
i should think so too.
and you, jimmyboyrebel, you can grovel for it too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18,
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Piss off
No thighlights for you!
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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