I am having Lusty over for a bite to eat
and quite probably having a MASSIVE ARGUMENT with TalkTalk, the incompetent, lying, retarded sons of diseased camels.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What have they done to you now mate?
EDIT: talktalkhell.wordpress.com/2006/10/21/hate-isnt-too-strong-of-a-word/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:51, Reply)

I've had no TV AGAIN since last Thursday.
This time they're trying to blame BT - strangely I think BT are innocent, they convinced me thoroughly of this yesterday.

That may be solely because BT have UK call centres and we therefore actually understood each other, which makes me a HUMUNGOUS RACIST. Shock news.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Send them a invoice
Charge them for storing their equipment in your property.

Point out you were happy with the previous relationship where the equipment stayed in your house free and you paid them to use it. As it stands, it is cluttering the place up and therefore needs to contribute towards the cost of being.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Haha like this idea a lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Perhaps its time to change provider

( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

If I do that I won't benefit from the compensation I am going to get.
If it weren't for that I'd have switched to Branson months ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Apparently Virgin's call centres
are staffed by exactly the same useless goons as the rest. Not that I've ever found out because they've never given me any problems.

Have you started proceedings?
( Kroney, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Not til everything works properly for a whole month.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

I wish I could have lusty over for a bite to eat.
:(
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Maybe if you weren't such a grotesque, morbidly-obese homosexual she'd say yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Listen, if we're going to do a wife/flatmate swap key party thing, I wanna know what Al's misses looks like first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)