i thought that was a euphemism for female...
you know, polishing the pearl. a bit of southern comfort. making kitty purr. etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She Bop by Cindy Lauper and Slowdive by Siouxsie & The Banshees are on that subject, I believe.

(Cave Duck, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

i touch myself by the divinyls?
whereas i never understood "slowhand" by the pointer sisters. a man with a slow hand? what use is that to anyone?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I guess it saves you from being accidentally punched in the vag

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

well i've reached my current advanced age
and that hasn't happened yet. even as a risk-averse litigator, i'm going to say the prospects are slim to anorexic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

oh dear
you haven't really considered your audience for that statement, have you?

I'm sure not EVERYONE has taken it as a challenge...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

humph
most of this lot are from the Internet and therefore wouldn't know how to find it anyway

and the ones that could, it probably wouldn't be an accident!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Err you are from the Internet
And are probably a bloke anyway.

There are no women on the net. Not now, not ever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Hmmm, you've given me a lot to think about...
i'll be in the basement

"Doing what?"

WHAT DO YOU THINK!?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

that was on over the weekend
i laughed a LOT.

i was watching last night's about brian peeing on the rug whilst drafting my 30 page case report, it was quite hard not to type some of stewie's finer lines in place of my own.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Ha! Extra kudos for inserting family guy quotes into your briefs (err...)

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

oh no, barristers have briefs
solicitors just have boring red satin tie-at-the-side knickers? or blue silk ones? or hot pink boy-shorts? or black lace ones with "teacher's pet" written on the butt? or plain white cotton school girl ones?

(one of these has got to work...)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Back into the basement for me....

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you can take them with you if you like
but you have to take them off first

(they probably aren't very comfortable on you anyway)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I did once put on a past girlfriends thong as a joke
It wasn't a pretty sight, I took it off VERY quickly
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

this is quite an image!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You have a look of Katy Perry about you in your first pic
and the same colour eyes as me

/notpanderinghonest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

loads of online people say that about photos of me
trust me, in real life, there is zero resemblance. and not one person who knows me in real life would ever agree with the photo resemblance! not that it isn't desperately flattering.

now, dawn french...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)