unlike blokes, you mean?
nope, she mentioned children/wore the wrong colour t-shirt/didn't laugh at my jokes enough/laughed at my jokes too much, right, time to delete her from my mobile and leave her wondering whether i died or not.

now, how long can i leave it before trying to fuck her mate... 5 mins?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Swipe.
YOU. HAVE. ISSUES.

I've never known a bloke to behave like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I have

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

google "hyperbole"
it means "exaggeration for comic effect".

but i do know lots of men who have been really keen one minute and then dumped their birds for no real discernible reason the next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

What can I say? It's not my fault she got fat?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You agree with me?
You are a terrible person.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No I'm agreeing with rachelswipe.

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

more people should do this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

more
should actually +?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

and then failed ever to give any explanation
despite the fact that, if it wasn't great, she was probably thinking the EXACT SAME THING!

this communication right here is the vital difference between laughing at it together and ending up as mates, and her thinking you are a rude cock and telling all her mates. which then means your chances of fucking any of them instantly disappear too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I've ended as mates with all bar one of them
And I've slept with all of them after we've split. Not a good idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

And women are perfect?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

NO, NINTENDO 64 IS BETTER, PLAYSTATION IS RUBBISH !!!! NO SONIC IS BETTER ! MARIO IS SHIT !
Shut up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I like the Wii

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Jeff, man, are you serious?
Men behave like that ALL THE TIME.
(berk, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

No they don't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

No way
5 min is too long, his balls could explode. Give it 1min, for his own sanity.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

haha
see, i rest my case, jeffrey!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

It's been 3 1/2 months for me now
I'm less than pleased about this.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:23, Reply)

take a trip to buxton
find a nice, friendly sheep.

i'm in wilmslow this weekend, but not coming via macc as i'm driving, sorry i can't help.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:24, Reply)

He should have stayed at my home last Saturday
There are a lot of women on my street, waiting for some nice gentelman to give them some money in exchange of sexual pleasures.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Unless you're one of them, I'm not interested

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I wouldn't charge you, dear
But I follow the /2+7 rule... so no...

Thanks for the compliment, anyway.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

No worries
Hang on, what would your /2+7 be?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Just 22
I think you're just in the limit, aren't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Aye, I'm 22
Was rather confused then! Don't worry though, you don't need excuses to avoid me, haha.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

you were almost in there then!

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Much as I enjoy waxing lyrical about how beautiful Aber is, I know I couldn't, and I know she wouldn't
So it's just enjoyable lulliness, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I'm not sure if the number that you get
Is the minimum acceptable or the maximum non acceptable.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Minimum acceptable
Mine is 18
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

mines 25 to 60 which seems a little unfair!
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(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Not to worry
I'm aware you're way way out of my league nonetheless. I'm back in Congleton currently as well :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

ah, my brother's mrs is from there
mongleton, he calls it.

oh, how she LOLs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

It's accurate.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

ya mums ya dad etc...

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Your father is your brother,
Your sister is your mother,
You all shag one another,
The Cheshire Family.
Duh duh duh duh *clicks*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

not down on the edge, surely?

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Well, normally it's Norwich
And I couldn't think of anywhere round here with a name that would fit...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Haha.

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Very posh, are you partaking in a dash of Prestbury whilst you're there?

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Nothing in Prestbury really, is there?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

not really, mottram hall's not too bad if you fancy a bit of wag baiting
but I love turning up at the 'Ye Olde Admiral Rodney' in scruffs and wait for all the scowls... Fun!
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

The Legh Arms isn't bad for food, but stupidly expensive.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

true, go there for lunch every now and again.
I work in Alderley so tend to go to the De Trafford cause it's closer and not full of twats.
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Ah, fair enough
I'm just outside Prestbury, in Tytherington
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

not far at all.

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You considered the next Manc bash?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

definitely, when is it?
couldn't make the last one due to a works do.
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

4th December
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22636
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

sounds good to me, will have to pre warn people not to pat me on the back though
as I'm having another inking session at lunch time.

although if I get a hotel it'll save me getting my own sheets covered in ink residue.
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Don't worry, we don't tend to pat each others backs
Lampito or BGB will often pat your crotch, then give you a smile, but we leave each others backs alone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:23, Reply)

that's ok then.
see you there, where/when? or is it not decided as yet?
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Not decided where yet, I'll likely open the discussions later this month, see who wants to go where

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:26, Reply)

cool, I'm not really up on the Manc scene so let me know.

(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:39, Reply)

i see they've refurbed it now
good job, it was awful before!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

prestbury village restaurant
is one of my favourites.

didn't realise you lived around there too!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

technically I don't live there, I live in Cuddington
but work all around that area servicing clients (IT based!) cause you can charge more ;-)
(Kip, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 14:13, Reply)