Yesterday I was invited to 'webinar'.

A FUCKING 'WEBINAR'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:56, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Someone deserves to die for that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I agree
Kill the twat who invented the concept in the first place, then kill the twat who decided it needed a snazzy cod-abbreviation to describe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

For a brief period of time
I was required to host webinars.

They are actually more shit than they sound.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I'm afraid that is not possible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I can assure you it is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

But it's the shittest thing I've ever heard of.
And I've heard of a lot of shit things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

If a square like me says they are more shit than they sound
Then you need to take my word for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

*clicks fingers*
Hey, cool out, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I'm Potsie
To your Fonz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

You're Mr fucking Cunning-ham.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:20, Reply)

That has all the letters of Ribena, and a "W", for wanker, like the people who make Ribena

(TheColonel, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

This peculiar observation is marvellous.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Are you suggesting
that Ribena, rather than being a blackcurrant drink, is actually made from the condensed ‘produce’ of the makers when they’ve wanked so much only blood comes out?

*alerts Ribena's legal team*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I cannot possibly suggest.
Perhaps you are right and they "suggest" a little of their own flavour into said product.


The greasy cunts.
(TheColonel, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

There's no point alerting them
they are to busy wanking like safari park chimps into the blackcurrant vats.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I dislike that term
it tries to make it sound like an intelligent meeting of minds, discussing important topics, when it's usually the braying backslapping of tedious cunts, all thoroughly convinced of their own importance.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

or someone who did it for a joke
and then some twats took it seriously
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)