well if they do, they don't do it
or not where i live anyway. so they might as well be shifting cars.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

they can't.
obstructive parking isn't necessarily against the law. It's still cunty.

and I don't believe you really actually think the police don't have better things to do, you're too intelligent for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:49, Reply)

correct, i am being tongue in cheek
i just really really hate traffic wardens, is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:56, Reply)

and somehow you can't see how traffic wardens
are not worse, as human beings, than lawyers?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:57, Reply)

if you ever wanted to buy a house or flat
you'd be glad of lawyers, could save you getting a proper pasting. if you had a car accident, or any other kind of accident, you'd need a lawyer. if your employer shafted you, if you wanted to go self-employed and had tax issues, if you wanted to make a will to ensure everything went to the right place, if someone squatted in your home when you were on holiday, if someone accused you of a crime you hadn't committed (or that you had), if someone said defamatory things about you, if you wanted to go into partnership with someone, if you wanted to get divorced... you'd be glad of lawyers.

traffic wardens... you'd only be glad if you needed to find someone less popular than yourself or needed a halloween costume.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:01, Reply)

right okay, i see i am dealing with a moron.
never mind.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:03, Reply)

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( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:06, Reply)

outrageous
if i slagged off chefs, you'd probably leap in there and say-

well actually, probably "i don't give a fuck, shut up woman."

so what's for dinner then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:07, Reply)

haha, i'd say generally they are a bunch of coke fiend wankers
but also generally that i don't give a fuck.
i made a leek and potato soup, early dinner, feeling a bit ill like.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:10, Reply)

i like leek and potato soup
see, we agreed on something. it wasn't that hard, was it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:11, Reply)

it isnt as fun though is it,
let's be honest
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:13, Reply)

well no
but it does mean that you can't call me a moron without also calling yourself a moron
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:14, Reply)

:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 18:27, Reply)