I'm with Jeff.
I'd love to run 'Father Christmas was nothing but a Dutch nonce' buses from August to January. Then show graphic depictions of the martyrdom of St Valentine for the whole of February. And market images of his bloody corpse on teddy bears in Clinton's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

See everyone.
Monty agrees with me. AND he owns a small person who is probably dead excited about Christmas already.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

What happened then Scrooge?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

It's all bollocks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

EASTER IS THE CELEBRATION OF ZOMBIES
How many of you know why it's called Easter, eh?

how many of you have read American Gods?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Shut up about fucking zombies
unless you want to talk about Haitian or West African voodoo. Otherwise you're a lolcat nommer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

David Bowie sings about Voodoo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

So did Jimi Hendrix

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Yeah but he also choked on his own vomit so Bowie wins that round.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I can give you
a million and one examples of good things people have done, which that bonk-eyed bender then bandwaggoned on afterwards.

I even saw him described as 'space rock' once. Hawkwind would turn in their graves, if they were dead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Was that Jimi or Bowie?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Bowie *washes mouth out*
Hendrix's sci-fi/space obessions are evident to even the shallowest researcher, from 'EXP' on Axis through 'South Saturn Delta' and beyond.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:24, Reply)

You replied to my post you see. I was almost confused as to why you'd be bitchin' up Jimi

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I love Jimi Hendrix more than I love my own mother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I love my mother more than I love Jimi.
Though he is enjoyable. My grandmother, bless her dear departed soul, was partial to a bit of him too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I love your mother every Sunday afternoon
in a car park in Epping Forest, in front of dozens of wanking off-duty bus drivers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Well, you DO remind me of my father...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:39, Reply)

: D

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

He genuinely does.
My father is an awesome man. I have several pictures of him in my room- one with him and my mum as young hippies (he's in a fisherman's smock, she's in jeans she embroidered herself) and the other of him pulling faces to amuse me or my sister by pretending to be a walrus with the aid of two bananas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Probably trying to cash in on the popularity of Dr John.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Someone famous, possibly one of the presidents of America,
had a cat called Gris-Gris
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Probably Dubya, he used to love the MDs.
I can recommend Dr John's autobiography more highly than any music history book I've ever read, bar 'Moon The Loon' by Peter 'Dougal' Butler. It is absolutely spellbinding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Have you read
"All The Rage" - Ian McLaghan's autobiography?

If you haven't, do so. Best demolition of Mick Jagger I've ever read.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

I have indeed, I loved it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:38, Reply)

*loves Zombies*

( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Oh BGB.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Zombies are awesome Monty just accept this fact.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

We've already covered this Blousie.
You know my view on Zombies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I just don't get why you are so dissapointed in my interest in them.
It's not like I'm a fan of JLS.
( girlinthehole, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I like the Wii advert with JLS in where they all have to make violent wanking motions
in order to win the game. It's accidently hilarious.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

the Wii advert with
+so much
in where they all I start to
+at the very mention of their name
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:45, Reply)

A+ for effort alone.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:46, Reply)

You mean you've gone off JLS already?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

In fairness, their parties are rubbish.
You'd be best off going to the pub instead, because at a JLS party you'll only get one shot.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

The only good things about Easter are
a) Jesus is dead: good, the poof. And
b) 'Easter Everywhere' by the 13th Floor Elevators
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

HE'LL BE BACK THOUGH

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Zombie Jesus love you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I love YOU

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)