A while ago
in the northern backwater of Alnwick, there was uproar among the residents of a particular estate when the council wanted to change the name of it from Chav Alley or whatever it was called, to 'Uphill Gardens'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:58, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

True story Jeff
I was working there at the time. It caused outrage. OUTRAGE,I tells ya!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I hope they had a milkman who'd only deliver to the rear of the house too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Its Alnwick man
They probably have a cow in the back yard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

They just milk their mam's tits
when they fancy a cuppa.

Good castle, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

'tis rather splendid.
Although for sheer visual impression, Bamburgh takes a lot of beating, what with being sat on top of a fucking great rock and all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Great strategic positioning, that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

It's all about the strategic positioning, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Tru seh dat, Rasta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I think they managed to get the council to see sense
and call it Flange Street instead.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Genuine officelol!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Morning DG
*doffs cap*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Morning fellow northern person.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

areet?
Gan canny tho, I'm knacked
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Not too shabby, ta.
Although I must get some work done!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Guv *nods*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Gary.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Morning, oh Tosser of Red Wine

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Morning Aggers.
You're never gonna let me live that down are you? :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Not for a while
How are we my good sir?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Working from home
hence my ability to dip in and out of here. And looking forward to the Manc Bash. Sorted your domestic traumas yet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Aye, the Manc bash should be superb
Sadly not, I'm trying to get a meeting with Citizens Advice asap.

However, the ridiculous amount he's attempting to charge me for repairs is odd, as the house is already up for rent again. I think that this means I can get receipts for any work he claims to have done. Not too certain though...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Morning Da'!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Morning kiddo.
How's the arm? Still smarting a bit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah, it's still swollen and raw
Which meant I've had very little sleep over the last two days.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)