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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Sugar in my tea? No thanks, I'm sweet enough, in fact I have type two diabeties and a life ecpetancy of 20 years.... Haha, only joking, two please.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:13,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Or when someone indicates an empty stool and asks "Is anyone sitting there'"
replies "Yes, it's the invisible man"
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Cave Duck, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:15,
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If someone asks "Is it Wednesday?"
must reply "Yes, all day!"
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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Yes. Bastards.
That really does deserve a violent punch to the conker bag.
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:22,
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"How do you like your coffee?!
"Sweet and white like I like my women, not strong and black how you take your men."
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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I like mine ground up and in the freezer.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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Like my women
ground up and kept in the freezer.
EDIT: dammit
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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