I've never been on holiday to Europe
Never skied or snowboarded, never skateboarded, never been to the cinema as an adult.
( M o D, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

never been to the cinema???????????????????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

As an adult

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Not since I was a kid no
Full of mouth breathing noisy eating proles
( M o D, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I have to say I don't really like going to the cinema.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I love it
I just hate how much it costs. I saw Jackass 3D at the weekend, it's exactly as immature as I expected, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Cinemas are fine
So long as every other patron shuts the fuck up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I go to sleep in the cinema every time. It's a waste of money for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

^very much this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I decided the cinema was losing its appeal
when, queuing to get into a film, the family standing behind me turned up with a set of takeaway pizzas they'd just bought from Pizza Hut*. The bastards then sat in the row behind me and proceeded to chomp away for the first half-hour of the film without the slightest hint of self-consciousness.


*_{So I use the term 'pizza' very loosely}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

what complete cunts
one of my biggest regrets is not having a massive fucking go at some cunt in the cinema.

I had been sat quietly watching the film, annoyed by the kids belong to some miserable cunt. I moved my leg a bit (because cinemas weren't designed for tall people) touched the guys chair and he turned round and snapped "can you stop kicking my chair"

fuck knows how I didn't explode with rage at the time, because I'm close to it now, just remembering it and this was like 5 years ago or more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Went to see 8 Mile at uni with a housemate and her fella
Some kids were chatting a few rows in front, and housemate's boyfriend scrambled over the tops of the empty rows, loomed over them, and practically screamed in their faces to shut up.
It was beautiful to watch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

amazing
I love seeing people go crazy at other people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

The kids were annoying
But I'm not sure they deserved such a primal ragefest.
Actually they did, ignorant selfish turds.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I wanted to go see The Hurt Locker at the cinema, but was worried I'd BLOW UP at someone
Haha, geddit? Geddit?

I don't blame you, because it's a fucking awful attempt at a joke
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Eugh, I hate that
Had a fatass family bring in two bulging Tesco bags each, and were eating for the entire film. I'm sure I smelt a deli cooked chicken at one point.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Pizza Hut Pepperoni 'pizzas' are magical, and not in a good way
Stick a 14 inch Ham & Pineapple or Margherita pizza in front of me, I can finish it. One slice of that fat drenched shite, and I'm full. It just doesn't make sense.

Although I'd like to point out, once again, Meat Feast is the king of Pizzas.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)