Many years ago, when Gurks Aloud were new, I was sitting at the same table as them in a canteen.
I asked Cheryl to pass me the pepper, and she did.
None of you cunts have ever passed me the pepper, and yet you all feel qualified to give out about the poor girl.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:30, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've never asked me for the pepper
you don't ask, you don't get. It's obvious where the fault lies here.
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I asked for photos of your tits a long time ago.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

And I yours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:35, Reply)

you've seen Applebite's
we have twin boobs.
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:40, Reply)

ZOMG, she showed her boobs to a man?!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:41, Reply)

even forcibly in some cases.
Like in Clockwork Orange
(Spitz, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)

True
She was forceful in showing her piercing to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:44, Reply)

*passes salt and pepper*
Jesus Doc, chill out!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I assume it wasn't the black pepper

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Gurks Aloud sounds like something Joanna Lumley would fawn all over.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:43, Reply)