not so hasty
which aftershave?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Amen

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:34, Reply)

oh yes, you said
i don't really know it. i will check it out in the duty free when i go to jamaica next month and will let you have the rswipe seal of approval accordingly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

feel free to pick me up a bottle of Hugo Boss Element while you are at it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:35, Reply)

oooooh good choice there
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:36, Reply)

it was happy chance
I dislike most that I have smelt, but got a free sample of Element and discovered that I like it.

I also love the smell of CK One, but I figure it wouldn't do to wear some cologne myself that gave me the horn, so I bought some for my mrs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:38, Reply)

i wear ck one
although i have recently replaced it with jo malone's lime, mandarin and basil - next time you are spoiling her, check it out. everyone loves it, people stop me on the tube to ask what i'm wearing.

plus, you know, you would know that your missus smelled like me, and that has to give you the horn, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I will bear that in mind
I will also remember to bring my noseplugs if/when we meet otherwise I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them and the CK One would push me over the edge.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:44, Reply)

"there are only a few things guaranteed to give me the horn, and you tend to sport most of them"
this is actually a very nice compliment and i am now smiling a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:47, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:49, Reply)

of course
now i am eaten up with curiosity as to what the others are
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Pinstripe pencil skirts
Seamed stockings
Voracious appetite for blowjobs
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

^this
plus pigtails
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I knew there was something I forgot!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:01, Reply)

oh
you're not a million miles off today, actually. i have a black pinstriped pencil skirt with a very tiny pale pink pin, a black low-cut jumper, seamed stockings and very high heels.

then i will replace the heels with the ass-toning, club-footed trainers for a truly special look for this evening's birthday festivities.

i doubt there'll be any blowie action though, as it's all girls tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Wow, erm...
I've just raised my eyebrows so high I now appear to have some strange tufts in my fringe...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:15, Reply)

what, club feet do it for you??
they're not real club feet. just skechers with very thick curvy soles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 16:17, Reply)