I thought you said you were going to the theatre this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I WAS
now i am at work.

stupid injunction!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Don't be blaming the layout of the roads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

don't be making shit jokes
when's your curry then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Now you're just trying to curry favor with me
I'm waiting on a call from my mate and we'll take it from there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)

i can't be bothered having any argy-bhaji with you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Enough of this arguing.
We don't want any bad korma floating around, do we?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

That's because you know my curry puns are
second to nann.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

you're just not punny
either of you.

but you are making me hungry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

WIN-daloo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)

you're a mad-ras cal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Harold Shipman was having a Lamb Bhuna at his local curry emporium.
When he'd finished, the waiter came up and asked him 'can I get you anything else sir?' to which the good doctor replied 'ooh, I could murder a naan.'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

you're as bad as he is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

As bad as Harold Shipman?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)

worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)

AS BAD AS JEFF?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)

worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Fucking hell Swipe, that's low.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Woo-Hoo!
I'm not bottom of the class.

*Does a Snoopy dance!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)

you're as bad as each other

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I am an erudite and suave man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Most of the time these jokes are dire.
But every now and then you hit the jackpot.


This morning I was still laughing at niche and nephew.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Really?
It wasn't very funny though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)

well, no............

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Your point being?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

that none of your jokes are funny
god, keep up, man!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

What is your favourite Abba song
Tikka Chance of me or Dansak Queen?

Personally, I am a bigger fan of Madness. Bhaji Trousers is great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

you're not raiti in the head

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)

It tickled my funny bone.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Or tikka'd your funny bone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)

God now I want a curry and I've just eaten.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I want a curry
but I have eaten Indian food about four times in my life in terms of take out, and thus would have no idea
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Really? You need to go with a bunch of friends to a restaurant.
Everyone orders what they want and then you can try and bit of each and find out what you like.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)

How spicey do you like your food?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)

non spicy
When I go to an Indian (rarely) I just have korma
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

You can try different curries but just ask them not to make it too hot.
You can have a mild balti or a hot balti etc
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Will do
Mind you the curry place of choice here is disgusting. I personally know someone who pissed in the kitchen and when told off by the staff, pointed out they had fewer health stars than the kebab van outside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Or chicken yoghurt as it is also known!
There are loads of other mild dishes if you don't like your food spicy.

What not try a Passanda? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasanda
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Ooo! that Jimmy Wales is quite cute.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

yes he is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)

that actually looks tasty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)

they are lovely
but quite literally the most fattening of the lot!

if you like them quite creamy, something like a rezala is better, as it's yoghurt based. otherwise stick with the more tomato-onion ones, like dopiaza or bhuna.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)

i was 22 before i had my first curry
now i LOVE it. but esp in manchester, the curry mile is the best.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)

We have a fantastic Indian restaurant near us.
Really nice food and they give loads of good advice on what to try.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)

i had my first ones at 18
when I came to uni. Swansea is full of them, I even had a student discount card from on. A friend got a christmas card from another, which probably means they had too much curry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Now you love it?
Well, you can't curry love.
You'll just have to wait...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)

FUCK
ME

WORST OF THE LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I'm tempted to switch off the internet.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)

no need
it is already dead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I've just googled this

thenakedpheasant.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/songs-about-curry/

I won't post any more and I'll think of nothing better than the ones on that list!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)

your puns are cumin on

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)

yo'ghurt joking
best said in a strange accent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)