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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not going to be here prob until monday
But just wanted to let you know that I got the first job!

Now, let's see how I do for the others.

Any good news?

Have a good weekend!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:31, 105 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
what job?!
I missed all this - well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)
This is the one in London
In Marble Arch, in a very cool office and doing what I like.

Thanks!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:33, Reply)
yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Congratulations!
What job is it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Congratulations :)
Good luck with the others
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Congratulations.
When the weather improves you can have your lunch in Hyde Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 17:43, Reply)
Hooray!
Good news is I'm still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:18, Reply)
good news indeed
not contracted JeffAids then?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:19, Reply)
I nipped it the bud with my Vicks first defence nasal spray.
Try it. Might work for you too but you have to use it right at the beginning of a cold coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:20, Reply)
I shall remember this tip
I'm sure to get a cold again soon
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:21, Reply)
Did your power snooze ruin your nights sleep last night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:23, Reply)
Yeah
was awake until seven, then back up at nine. Got another half a hour though at 12
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

No good news. Traffic is insane so it looks like ill be on this bus for a while
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)
HURRY UP THERE IS SUSHI

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
AND I CAN'T CHANGE THE SKY CHANNEL SO I'M WATCHING THE NEWS AND MISSING HOLLYOAKS

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
I just got £12 of Waitrose sushi for £2.89.
It seems people don't want sushi when the weather's shit. Yay for me *burps*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)
Well done you
*pistol fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:35, Reply)

*pistol fingers penis head*

What time are you going on your date?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)
What base do you reckon he'll get to Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)
If he's lucky
He might get cloth tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:06, Reply)
I'm guessing eye contact

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:14, Reply)
Leaving now buddy.
I have to spend three years with this girl so am going to be a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:21, Reply)
She might drop out.
I say go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Pfffft
Wish me luck. Or not fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)
too cruel?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)
that would be a strange nickname

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)
well done!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 18:50, Reply)
I suspect that Monty is not really a DJ, but is in fact a rapper.
Observe- www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk

His riposte to Mr B The Gentleman Rhymer (who, incidentally, I prefer).
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:01, Reply)
I mildly like Mr B

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:09, Reply)
I dig his chaptastic manner and his commitment to the Queen's English.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
I think prof elemental will kick his ass

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)
My hair smells like bubblegum
and I am now the proud possessor of an Alien t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:11, Reply)
My hair smells like bubblegum
You are Ralph Wiggum

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:11, Reply)
I do not know who that is
I do know that macademia nut probably shouldn't smell like bubblegum
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:13, Reply)
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)
I bent my Wookie :(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:17, Reply)
i ate mine

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:23, Reply)
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
On paper you sound like my perfect woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:16, Reply)
do you say that to all the girls?
also why am i stuck at work, why why why?

i might smash something.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:24, Reply)
I thought you said you were going to the theatre this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:26, Reply)
I WAS
now i am at work.

stupid injunction!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Don't be blaming the layout of the roads.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)
don't be making shit jokes
when's your curry then?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)
Now you're just trying to curry favor with me
I'm waiting on a call from my mate and we'll take it from there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
i can't be bothered having any argy-bhaji with you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Enough of this arguing.
We don't want any bad korma floating around, do we?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
That's because you know my curry puns are
second to nann.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
you're just not punny
either of you.

but you are making me hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
WIN-daloo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
you're a mad-ras cal

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Harold Shipman was having a Lamb Bhuna at his local curry emporium.
When he'd finished, the waiter came up and asked him 'can I get you anything else sir?' to which the good doctor replied 'ooh, I could murder a naan.'
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
you're as bad as he is

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)
As bad as Harold Shipman?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)
worse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
AS BAD AS JEFF?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:58, Reply)
worse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)
Fucking hell Swipe, that's low.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Woo-Hoo!
I'm not bottom of the class.

*Does a Snoopy dance!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:04, Reply)
you're as bad as each other

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:07, Reply)
I am an erudite and suave man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:09, Reply)
Most of the time these jokes are dire.
But every now and then you hit the jackpot.


This morning I was still laughing at niche and nephew.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Really?
It wasn't very funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
well, no............

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Your point being?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
that none of your jokes are funny
god, keep up, man!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
What is your favourite Abba song
Tikka Chance of me or Dansak Queen?

Personally, I am a bigger fan of Madness. Bhaji Trousers is great.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
you're not raiti in the head

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)
It tickled my funny bone.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
Or tikka'd your funny bone.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
God now I want a curry and I've just eaten.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)
I want a curry
but I have eaten Indian food about four times in my life in terms of take out, and thus would have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Really? You need to go with a bunch of friends to a restaurant.
Everyone orders what they want and then you can try and bit of each and find out what you like.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)
How spicey do you like your food?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
non spicy
When I go to an Indian (rarely) I just have korma
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)
You can try different curries but just ask them not to make it too hot.
You can have a mild balti or a hot balti etc
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Will do
Mind you the curry place of choice here is disgusting. I personally know someone who pissed in the kitchen and when told off by the staff, pointed out they had fewer health stars than the kebab van outside
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
Or chicken yoghurt as it is also known!
There are loads of other mild dishes if you don't like your food spicy.

What not try a Passanda? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasanda
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Ooo! that Jimmy Wales is quite cute.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)
yes he is

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)
that actually looks tasty

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)
they are lovely
but quite literally the most fattening of the lot!

if you like them quite creamy, something like a rezala is better, as it's yoghurt based. otherwise stick with the more tomato-onion ones, like dopiaza or bhuna.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:02, Reply)
i was 22 before i had my first curry
now i LOVE it. but esp in manchester, the curry mile is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
We have a fantastic Indian restaurant near us.
Really nice food and they give loads of good advice on what to try.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)
i had my first ones at 18
when I came to uni. Swansea is full of them, I even had a student discount card from on. A friend got a christmas card from another, which probably means they had too much curry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)
Now you love it?
Well, you can't curry love.
You'll just have to wait...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)
FUCK
ME

WORST OF THE LOT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)
I'm tempted to switch off the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)
no need
it is already dead
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)
I've just googled this

thenakedpheasant.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/songs-about-curry/

I won't post any more and I'll think of nothing better than the ones on that list!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:56, Reply)
your puns are cumin on

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)
yo'ghurt joking
best said in a strange accent
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:55, Reply)
haha I like the emphasis on paper
now you've met me it isn't true lol
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:30, Reply)
there was definitely something of the left-handed compliment about it!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Aw don't say that.
He'll be paranoid he's upset Amberl now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
haha I'm tougher than that
cries silently into my wine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)
That was an effort to avoid the pandertron.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Can I just leave this here for Amberl?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtKhakSmwhA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:00, Reply)
I have no clue what this means

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:10, Reply)
I know you love hip hop so I left you a hip hop track to savour at your leisure.
I only know one person that actively dislikes the Beastie Boys, but his tastes are not to be trusted. He likes Run DMC.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:13, Reply)
well I don't like Run DMC either
so that's fine. But it just makes no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:16, Reply)
How does it make no sense?
It's some ill rhyming, you see? It just sounds good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:19, Reply)
uh... wicked sick?
I believe that's what the youths say these days
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 20:29, Reply)

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