argh, language barriers
smooch as in snogging? or as in you were coolly seductive but no lip contact?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

snogging mate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

cooooool
well done!

christ it's all romantic on here tonight, innit. where's the usual bitterness??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Fuck off.
Don't mean it honey, just trying to restore the status quo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

you don't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Why not?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

dunno
it was the first random burn that sprang to mind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I read that as 'random bum'
Making me think you consider me a wino.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

or an arse

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

There is that as well Crunch.
Did you do any boozing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

yes
ginger wine. Has led to some interesting conversations on a dating site about giant robots and world domination. Also got called a trekie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Have you met someone who might beam you up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

pff, doubt it
i had one email about time travel which I replied to in too much detail. Got called a trekie

Another one send a bland message so I went on about giant robots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

ignore the one who called you a trekkie
if someone mentioned time travel, the last thing I'd think about was star trek. He obviously doesn't know his geekery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

exactly
I didn't reply after that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I recently had a stunner view my dating profile
lives about 5 minutes away, apparently likes Dr Who and is looking for an endearingly awkward type.

Sadly I'm the creepily awkward type.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

she might find creepiness endearing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

Apparently not
since she hasn't yet responded.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

In BD10
An upstairs room, with a good view.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

very early days but we'll see.
Hopefully Monty will come on and tell us we're all dicks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

no
he's babysitting tonight, far too busy for the likes of us!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Bless
I like the fact he has to be a normal person occasionally.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

jealous

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)