I'm back from the pub
Congrats to DJTP and Roota.

Anyone still awake?

I might have some toast - should I put jam, honey or marmite on it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:33, 222 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

jam
but not marmalade. You can't marmalade your cock up your mother's ass
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

Damn your rules!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Marmite is for gays
I smooched her, didn;t go to party stayed in pub then walked her back to campus. I like her.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

are you grinning as you write that?
aawwww
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

nah I'm too cool for that shit*
*may be lies
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

argh, language barriers
smooch as in snogging? or as in you were coolly seductive but no lip contact?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

snogging mate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

cooooool
well done!

christ it's all romantic on here tonight, innit. where's the usual bitterness??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Fuck off.
Don't mean it honey, just trying to restore the status quo
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

you don't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Why not?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

dunno
it was the first random burn that sprang to mind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I read that as 'random bum'
Making me think you consider me a wino.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

or an arse

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

There is that as well Crunch.
Did you do any boozing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

yes
ginger wine. Has led to some interesting conversations on a dating site about giant robots and world domination. Also got called a trekie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Have you met someone who might beam you up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

pff, doubt it
i had one email about time travel which I replied to in too much detail. Got called a trekie

Another one send a bland message so I went on about giant robots
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

ignore the one who called you a trekkie
if someone mentioned time travel, the last thing I'd think about was star trek. He obviously doesn't know his geekery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

exactly
I didn't reply after that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I recently had a stunner view my dating profile
lives about 5 minutes away, apparently likes Dr Who and is looking for an endearingly awkward type.

Sadly I'm the creepily awkward type.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

she might find creepiness endearing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

Apparently not
since she hasn't yet responded.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

In BD10
An upstairs room, with a good view.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

very early days but we'll see.
Hopefully Monty will come on and tell us we're all dicks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

no
he's babysitting tonight, far too busy for the likes of us!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Bless
I like the fact he has to be a normal person occasionally.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

jealous

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

You sound sweet on her Bob.
Is she a keeper?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Dunno only known her for a couple of weeks.
She is very sweet though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

What does she drink?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Vodka lime and lemonade, and she had a couple of halfs of cider.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Cider eh?
What SORT of cider?

This will define if she is worth keeping or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Addlestones.
Only decent sparkling one on tap. Other choice was Bow or magners.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

She does sound like a keeper Bob.
What is your next move?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Dunno, I'll prob text her on sunday then see her in lectures Monday.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

who initiated the snogging?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Me. When we were walking back we stopped to look at a gig poster and I gave her a kiss.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

smooth!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

pffffft, nah. Like I said early days.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

there's no later days
without early days

/wise
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I'm remarkably capable of fucking things up so I am goingto try and win this one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

well good luck with it
and glad it got further than eyecontact
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I'm alright in real life.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

No sign of
cloth-tits or inside tops though.

He still has someway to go.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

There was serious knee rubbing and some arse touching.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

woah! hot!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

But not knee trembling?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I'm a catholic for fucks sake.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

I was educated in a catholic school Bob.
But I know the good lord is all-forgiving.

(If you believe in him, I, clearly don't.)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

well even if it fails
at least you got some tongue
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

chalks it off the list.
Next, rub some tit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

that's it bobby, old buddy old pal
one step at a time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Looking at my diary I should have secured a blow job
by March 10th 2011.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Are you STILL doing those back-stretches?
It's a myth mate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Who knows what luncheon meat Bob has got for his sarnies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Oooh.
Ark at Mr Romance.

What gig poster did you kiss by? You might have to take her to see the band now. It'll be symbolic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Some 3rd year music showcase thing on over christmas. Looked quite good,
plus I'm lookingfor a band in wales now so should be good for contacts.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Are you on a mission of violence
Or do you want to join a band?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Join a band you nutter.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

As a drummer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

yeah man, I can't play anything else apart from a bit of the trombone.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Be careful.
My mate had someone drop a drum on his head.

I had to take him to hospital.

Turns out, he had slight percussion.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

Jeff, you are
a cymbal of what is wrong round here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Bobby walked right into his evil snare

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

he was skinned alive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Sorry. Just repeated that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

yeah, thanks now I'm left with the 'rimming' joke
not sure where I can go with that one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

You'll arse it up.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

Hey
stop giving him (drum) stick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Nice one Amberl!
You tell him to BEAT it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

what are you
bongoing on about?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

Sit back, SKIN up and enjoy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

oooookay
...and enjoy a spot of rimming

i couldn't think of anything better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

See above.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

it was a bit bass

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

Thanks!
Doffs high hat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I'm convinced you are cheating at this
or perhaps I'm just paradiddlenoid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

Marmalade
or apricot jam
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Lime Marmalade
is the business
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Frank Cooper's

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

who is frank cooper and why does he have my marmalde?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Frank Cooper's Oxford Marmalade
there is a lime thick cut one that is delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

White label black writing?
I think that's the one I have.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Why is orange jam called marmalade?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

something abotu pectin
or yer mum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Oi! Crunchy.
What the fuck are you talking about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

i have no idea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

You get all flirty with a geek online
And then you come here to spout your bile.

I'm not impressed.

Tell us all more about this bloke you've met online. We need to know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I've not met him
I've just had an email conversation. I suspect he's bored of it now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

What does he claim to do for a living?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

teacher
but this is the internet, so he must really be a programmer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Have you told him you talk about pictures for a living?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

I don't think I put it in my profile

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

What did you claim to be?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

female

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

INTERNET LIES

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Marmite
The other two are for children and gays.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

hello you childish gay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Sorry, you must have me mistaken, I eat man food

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Brief interlude there
While I tried to find the mouse that one of the cats has brought in.

I now have a mouse in the house. Ace.

Not Marmite.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

how many cats/dogs do you have?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Two permanent cats
Two peripatetic dogs. They're owned jointly between me and my sister and live in either of our houses (a mile apart) depending on who is going to be walking them.

They are satisfied with this arrangement.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Do they realise they get spoilt?
What with two bithdays and christmases?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

No
Most days are Christmas for dogs.

The only days that aren't have fireworks in them. Mr Brown hates fireworks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

that's a great way to have them
i'd love a dog, but when you work/party the hours i do, it's impossible. this would work for me.

if i had a sister.

or a dog.

hmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

My cat got killed
then i verbally attacked a dyslexic for no real reason

shame and grief, a bad combination
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

How is your daughter?
You said she'd be upset.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

day one was a waking dream/nightmare
subsequent days have been horrible

a friendlier, more gentler cat, i have yet to meet.

massive sadfaces all round
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate.
He looked like a fine animal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

cheers bud
after his sister goes.....no more pets for me. the level of grief shocked even me
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

the most I've ever cried in my life
was as a child when our cat Macavity died
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Was his first name 'Phil'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

no it was
'Got Catfood in'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:17, Reply)

A can of Pal
and a hungry labrador is best for that



so i heard
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

Let the grief subside
Then gradually reconsider.

Think of the years of happiness and companionship, not the brief period of loss.

I have to restrain myself from rescuing every distressed cat I hear about. Two is enough, and they get on very well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

He was only a year and a half
poor wee guy, out on the road all night, frozen solid.

:(
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

This happens with cats
I can't make you feel like a better cat owner but maybe see how the other one gets on, eh?

She might turn out to be a bit more road-savvy then maybe you'll feel better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

This eventually was one of the major factors against getting cats
Our daughter wore us down


Inevitability is always a sledgehammer
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

How busy is the road?
And is there another door?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

Busy, and they only go out the back door, but could easily walk round the front
Even quiet roads are dangerous......ach, its happened, and i can't/won't keep the other cat in. it wouldn't be fair
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

My sympathies
Dead pets are grim.

Dead pets with associated children must be grimmer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

1. Fuck Marmite, it is Satan's diarrhoea
2. Fuck marmalade. Treats should not be fucking bitter.

I've got some black olive tapenade in the fridge, apparently that's good on toast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

it sounds posh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

toasted bruschetta for maximum win
regular toast, at this time of night, will suffice
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:09, Reply)

I have tiger bread
but I'm full and it's late. Might try it for breakfast.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

have it for brekkie with a schnifter of red wine

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Who you got this weekend Lighty?
And how is the poker going this week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

We've got Wigan away
tempted to think it'll be easy but I watched us play West Ham which should have been too.

No poker, I don't play so much now I'm a reformed non-weekday boozer.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

That'll be another 3 points.
What is the secret of doing well this year?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

2 holding midfielders
3 attacking midfielders, 1 hold the ball up forward.

Edit: Who've you got?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I'm awake
I'm going to stay up past my bedtime being all morose and shit.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Why?
I thought HB had offered to cook for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

He has
it's not him I'm miserable about, it's the boyf/ex. My brain has been sticking it's fingers in it's ears and going LA LA LA for the past few days, and it's hit me this evening that I'm ending a nearly two year relationship with a nice guy who doesn't deserve to have his heart broken.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

this will sound horrible
but it's the truth. No-one deserves to have their heart-broken. They deserve even less to have someone who stays with them to put off the hard decision.

Edit: sorry that sounded unnecessarily harsh. No-one is wrong in the situation. But you obviously don't want to be with him, so don't make it harder on you both
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)

You are the third person to say that to me this evening
And I know it's the truth, it's just hard - when it was good it was great, but it's just not like that any more and I don't think it ever will be.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

then it's time to walk away
don't wait until it's dead and you hate each other. There are few things I regret more than staying with one of my boyfriends because I didn't want to hurt him. By the end I felt guilty for not wanting to be with him, and he got entangled more deeply than he would have if I'd ended it as soon as I knew I didn't want anything more
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

Listen to this girl - she gives good advice here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

thanks Poppet :)
it's good advice I think because it has served me well

/says the girl with no boyfriend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

No but it's true.
It's better to walk away while you can still have dignity and still care about each other, because it's less painful in the long run, and it's kinder all round.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

She does
and she's awesome. I just hate myself for hurting him and not being able to make it work.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

I know you hate yourself, and I understand why,
but you cannot "make" anything work if your heart isn't really in it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

It didn't work for a reason.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Because I'm a terrible human being who can't put up with other people's faults?

(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

Nope you're just human.
everybody is like that to a degree.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

haha!
You'd be Mother Teresa if you could. Everyone has faults. We tolerate them because we like being with them. When that's gone, we see the faults more clearly.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

I gave you my full, sensible reply below.
But you ignored it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

I haven't ignored it at all
I'm just wallowing.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

You've made a decision that'll make you happier in the long run.
You can't make an omlette without cracking a few eggs, and it is lovely you feel bad for upsetting your ex, but YOU have to make yourself happy.

Sad though it is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

snap
see berk, great minds think alike :D
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

And all we need to do now
Is find another mind as great as Amberls.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

there isn't one*
*contains lies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Don't be daft.
You rock.

(Granted, I wouldn't let you cook for me but....)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

I could make you noodles!*
*partially burnt noodles, but they still count
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)

I'l sort myself out!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

But what if I've made a mistake?
We were really good together. What if I don't find someone else I can be like that with?
/whine
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

well it's your choice
but personally I think you're too young to settle. You have serious doubts or you wouldn't be flirting/wanting someone else in a more than casual way. Is 'good enough' actually what you want?

*boring own life example again* I could have a boyfriend if I wanted. I know that. If I was content for him to be ugly, with an IQ of 40 and BO. It's a question of having the person you want or what you'll agree to have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

Okay.
Reality.

Maybe you have. But. And this is the point. You were unhappy, for whatever reason, you were unhappy.

People don't just 'upgrade' the subconscious is always working. For whatever reason, your head was telling you to get out of that relationship, and sad though it maybe, you've done it. You might feel more unhappy now than you did before, but it is done.

I know just how upset I was when I ended my marriage even though it wasn't working and there was no chance of making it work. It is a major life event. It will hurt, even if you've ended it for the right reason.

Don't feel guilty. It is, sadly, life.

If you have made a mistake, you'll get over it. In time. If you haven't, then you'll get over it a lot quicker and you've a lot of fun ahead of you.

We make our own decisions, don't let these decisions depress you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:46, Reply)

Sensible answer is sensible
especially for you, Jeff. I do know that it's probably for the best, for everyone concerned. I'm still going to be all maudlin and stuff for a while though.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Hey.
berk - it is the unfortunately part of any relationship.

Feel sad by all means, but don't feel bad. YOU and you alone can make yourself happy and if you think you and the ex had gone the distance, you are to be praised for taking action.

Too many relationship drift with no direction. In the long-term, your ex will think you've done him a favor.

I appreciate it's difficult now though.

So you can do whatever 'Oxford based detective impression' you want.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

aww man
I've done that before. Turns out it just makes the next day crapper
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

what's up?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:14, Reply)

smoke some green
you'll forget all about it
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I am sparking up as I type, my good man
it won't make it better but it will bathe my aching soul in lovely chemicals.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)

gods own chemicals
;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:21, Reply)

Goodnight all
congrats again djtp and roota.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Word!
Stud.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

I'm awake. mainly because it's 11:19 in the morning.
Jam. Or Nutella if you have it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

I've never tried Nutella.
What does it taste of?

(Also, how is the trip planning going?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:22, Reply)

You've never tried nutella?
BAN THIS SICK FILTH. Nutella is awesomeness in a jar. (it's chocolate/hazelnut)
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

it's DIVINE.
I've been having it on my toast most days since I was six years old.
I also have never had a cavity.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

Sounds a bit sweet to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

chocohazlenuts

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

best applied to nipples

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

trip planning is going well. Two more sleeps!
I've decided that I"m probably going to go to LochNess. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:28, Reply)

Loch Ness?
I don't know how much there is there, bar the loch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

castle Urqhart.
also there's a few trails and stuff around there and I like going on hikes at my own pace.
But LochNess has always been a place I wanted to go - ever since I saw the movie when I was a little girl.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)

What was the film about?
*Looks confused*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

the monster in the lake?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Eek!
There is a monster? Don't go there!

I was pullin' your chain!

How long are you travelling for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

11 weeks in total.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

If you go to Scotland
You might be able to find snow.

Have you witnessed the falling of snow before?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

nope. Never seen it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

I hope you get the chance.
It'll be a nice memory.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

I'm going to take so many happy snaps. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

Go see Boleskin House, Aliester Crowelys old house
Its on the east side of the loch, near to Foyers

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boleskine_House
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

who is Aliester Crowelys?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

Alistair Crowley
claimed to be into black magic
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

OH - that must be who Crowley in Supernatural is based off ..... since his grave was in the scottish highlands....
hmmmmmm sounds like a plan.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

I love that episode
So happy it's getting good again. And Jensen Ackles is such a hottie surprisingly good actor
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

ahaha yeah it was a brilliant episode.
and he's good at directing too!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

I was really impressed
with his body I have to admit. He did a good job on the direction
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

He really did didn't he??
(I just googled the crowelys dude, he's too recent to be able to be the King of Hell, but I still reckon that's who Crowley in SPN was based off!)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

nice link to make there
Still can't believe what a bastard Crowley is though, what's the betting Dean makes a deal to get Sam's soul back?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)

No I don't think he will.
round and round the winchesters go - but i don't think he'd be silly enough to do it again. I think Cas will do something.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:05, Reply)

since when has sense and logic
meant anything to the winchesters?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)

this is very true.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)

I lolled very hard
when Lisa told him that Sam and him were disturbed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

Another naive question
Where you live, do you have deciduous trees?

You're a bit late now but this has been the best autumn in the UK for leaf colour in years.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

yeah we do actually - my house has silver birches on one side - and they look beautiful..
I'm hoping to see some good leaf colour while I"m over there, even though I know it's not likely.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

most of it has been blown off
but it's been looking pretty special
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Get any photos of the nice leaves?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

no
well, I took a couple of the view from my window which includes some nice colour trees. A couple of them with my 1959 Halina camera I got for £1 in a car boot sale
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

I bet it has. But I'm hoping to see snow and frosts.
I live too near the coast to see frost very often, and I've never seen snow that I can remember.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

woah!
Swansea has frost, snow and the sea. I've seen snow on the beach here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:37, Reply)

yes but you also have different currents in the oceans around you.
which causes different weather patterns.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:39, Reply)

i have many oceans around me
no man is an island. But I am
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:41, Reply)

Ray Milland?
He may have been an island.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

Sadly for you
The leaves have dropped a lot earlier this year than usual.

You'll get snow and frost.

Most of us grew up with snow and frost as an irritating thing. It seems strange to talk to someone that thinks it's a novelty.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I think it looks beautiful in pictures.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

Try walking on it.
And it's not as bad here as in many other Northern countries.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

I'll probably fall on my arse.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:47, Reply)

You probably will.
This happens. You'll laugh the first couple of times, then you'll get pissed off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:49, Reply)

ahaha I dunno, i'd only get pissed off if I broke something.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

I still think snow is a novelty
even after cycling to work in a foot of it earlier this year. I bloody love snow.
(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Then you're some sort of maniac
My last Sunday morning in my old job, I booked on at 05.00 and it was -11.

I had to go across the yard on my hands and knees to open the office and if I didn't own a 4x4 I wouldn't have got there.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

ARRRRGHHH!!!!!!!
Just found out that all the other people going into 4th year in my college that I know are living out together next year, and have pretty much sorted a house, without thinking of getting in touch with me about it. Since I HAVE to live out next year, this leaves me pretty much screwed, unless one of my friends from another college comes through with something (unlikely, fairly sure most of them are living in college next year, since it'll be their final year and they were organised enough to live out in one (or two, depending on college/course) of their others), or I reply to one of the e-mails that will start bouncing around soonish and go live with a bunch of random people...
note to AmberL: this is not a hint on your part, but if you happen to know anyone reasonably nice who is in need of an extra to fill a house, then I'm in need of a house to fill
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Start a new thread with much the same message.
It's getting hectic in here! :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Jeff
It's bedtime.

Don't encourage people to start new threads now.

I'll get embroiled in them, I've been drinking since 14.00 yesterday and I need some sleep.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

Meh, it's not really general enough to justify a new thread
The only person it could apply to directly is AmberL as far as I know, and the "why are you annoyed today?" follow on question, I have at least 3 answers to at the moment aside from this, so don't really want to get into it
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)

I shall keep my eyes and ears open
if you're happy with them being graduate students I think I know three quite nice people as it happens offhand. Will let you know
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Cheers
Hopefully one of my out of college friends will be living out and have a space, but may have to get details off you if not (which is looking likely)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)