I've failed to take into consideration just how much less traffic there is on a Saturday morning compared to weekdays. So looks like I am going to be super early
What have you underestimated recently? Or why are you up early on Saturday?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 8:25, 53 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Insomnia. Hangover. Shock. The wildies.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 8:30, Reply)

:D

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I've been up since five :(
Woke up to turn over and got that childlike Christmas morning excitement coupled with stress and dread. Moving day fizzy head. Are you working today? How's the job going?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 8:32, Reply)

oooh yay how exciting
Sorted out any furniture yet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Yeah loads, mostly for nothing too!
Just need carpets and a washing machine now, all the other stuff can follow on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

awesome was that from freecycle/gumtree?
Just think of the fun you could have painting cdcs on the floor though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Good call!
Most of the free stuff came from my bestie's fella, he's moving in with her so we got his hand-me-downs. Fridge freezer on ebay for £80, result! FP3 under the duvet now before all hell breaks loose this afternoon.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:13, Reply)

most excellent timing then moving the same time as him!
Sounds like its all coming together yay!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:19, Reply)

It would appear I underestimated the ability of my body clock
to kick me back into consciousness at silly-o'clock regardless of what day it is or how much I've had to drink the night before. Where are you off to so early in the morning then?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 9:27, Reply)

work innit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Got to write an assignmemt today
but also burning dvds so can do both. I need a pooh but don't wanna get up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I have something like 60 reports to write :(
I don't know what else I could be doing though. That's bad, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I underestimated how hard it is to get to sleep on horse tranquillisers. I'm knackered.
I'm also up early because IT'S FOOTBALL DAY.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I am making jam.

( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

yummmmm.
what kind?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Apple and cherry, blackcurrant, blackberry, blueberry.

( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You can't make jam from a mobile phone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

This is almost certainly
your shittest ever post, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Thanks very much.
I've got a headache.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

No excuses, please.

( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I am up early because my body is a cunt and insists and me waking up at 10
Even though I got in from work at 5am. If I had the energy I'd be sadfacing all over the place about now.
( wanderlust, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

body bf
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I'm too tired to lol at this so I am smirking to myself instead.

( wanderlust, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:17, Reply)

This is sufficient :)

( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

EXCUSE ME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:31, Reply)

how was babysitting then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Great, thank you.
I am home now, and contemplating a cheeky reefer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:35, Reply)

thats what i'm about to do before writing this assignment. Enjoy your day fella.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It's a bit early for that sort of caper surely?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

He should do the assignment later, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Tsk.
Drugs before lunch? Come on. Get a grip.

Build anything nice with the blocks last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I just had a text. woohoo.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Was it written properly
Or in that retarded 'text' language?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Bit of both. I'll sort her out.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:56, Reply)

It's Saturday, though.
No blocks sadly, but Play-doh monsters and a tea party this morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Cool!
Right. I'm outta here, rather than MDs I'm going to do something worthwhile with my weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:47, Reply)

cu l8rz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

You too, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Certainly

( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:41, Reply)

You're too kind.
Thanks awfully.

Blueberry jam is the best of all known jams.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)

If this works today, I am going to try ALL THE JAMS.
Blueberry, strawberry, log, toe, bacon - ALL OF THEM.
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Don't forget the Dutch classic, 'Hamster'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Shopping and haircut and it's really not that late NOW though is it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

It isn't early
But I'm up!

Morning world.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I'm thinking about reinstalling World of Warcraft
for the first time in years.
( Kroney, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'd banish that thought quick-smart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Seconded

(berk, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

/Crack Widow

( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I can totally give it up, though.
Any time I want!
( Kroney, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 12:15, Reply)

That's what they all say :(
Actually, he doesn't. He has no intention of giving it up.
( thealternativefact, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Morning Monty.
I am listening to the Psychonauts Essential Mix from '96. Some stone cold classics in there- Major Force- Return of the Original Artform, The Beatnuts, Dr Ocatagon, DJ Krush.

Fancy a link?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

for some reason my body wole me at about 6
I read for a bit, went back to sleep and woke at 11
that's pretty fucked up if you ask me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 13 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I've underestimated how much water can come out of a tap onto the floor.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)