Valentines day.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This
even when I'm not single it's still sickening and shit.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah although last year a few mates and I got drunk in a weatherspoons
and laughed at the couples in there eating their romantic meal.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:44, Reply)

yeah but they went home and had sex, you went home and stalked someone online before sobbing
and cutting yourself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I don't cut myself.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

just your victims, with a little c, like a shit zorro.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

If my date had taken me to wetherspoons
on valentines day, I don't think I would have gotten as far as the meal. That's fucking rubbish - staying in with pizza, dvd and wine is better than that!
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I like the beer at wetherspoons
Maybe not for a romantic date, though... but maybe the guys didn't take the girls there; maybe they agreed it before hand.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

romantic and wetherspoons
simply do not go in the same sentence.

frankly an evening in with hotel chocolat and your vibrator is 137 times more preferable.

actually, this may be true of quite a few social occasions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

What's so special about Berk's vibrator?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

If it's anything like one I saw the other day, it makes people mentally retarded

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

*mongfaces*

(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I might regret this, but
What on earth did you see?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

This
Exactly as NSFW as the link would lead you to believe

Needs sound.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

For us at work
Can you describe?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Sound.
a. Vibrations transmitted through an elastic solid or a liquid or gas, with frequencies in the approximate range of 20 to 20,000 hertz, capable of being detected by human organs of hearing.
b. Transmitted vibrations of any frequency.
c. The sensation stimulated in the organs of hearing by such vibrations in the air or other medium.
d. Such sensations considered as a group.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Basically, it's a woman with her hands and legs tied, and an industrial vibrator inserted into her
It has to be nailed to the floor. She ends up babbling nonsense after they turn it off, quite entertaining.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I could recreate that with a midget and an old Atari joystick

( broadsword, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

i'm sure she'll show you, if you ask nicely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

It's the rabbit ears, isn't it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

rabbits are very very very 2005
it's all about the TMI these days
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You tease

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:59, Reply)

what do you want me to do, admit that mine was £200?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Was it that expensive because it has a phone built into it and it'll call you within 4 days of using it to say 'thanks?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

i don't know whether to laugh or weep upon reading that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I'm going to copyright that right now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Cry with laughter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Hahaha
I find this very funny :D
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I know the one you mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:06, Reply)

oh yeah?
how come??

(see what i did there... well.... not literally!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Depends on the pizza
If she ordered a meat feast, I'd love her forever.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Another occasion I hate.
Nothing like a cold Feburary night to be reminded I'm on my own.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D0zfB1l1x0
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

You should go to the pub
on Valentine's nights, they're full of people like you. The lonely, the lost, the disenfranchised and the ugly.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

So not only am I lonely.
I'm now ugly as well.

*Breaks down*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Don't worry
as long as you smell like bacon Fido will still love you.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

That was for the JeffAIDS

( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:49, Reply)

The JeffAIDS is an honour.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

He just volunteers at the dog centre and puts roses in their baskets.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I know! I meant the flower.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I know you did, silly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:55, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I don't know if I hate it
I find it stupid and redundant, and never celebrate it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:47, Reply)

It is stupid
Bloody Hallmark day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Exactly
If my partner wants to prove he loves me, why does any shopping centre have to tell him when to do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)