you wait!!!
one day i should publish some of the random/hornier ones i get.

i'd never actually do it, i'm too nice. but i guarantee it would make you all laugh a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never sent anything even close to a rude GAZ
Just not my style, showing women off the net my cock.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Ah, but the thing is
is that you have a smouldery picture of yourself in your profile, and I do not, possibly because I do not do smouldery or pretty very well. Also, I'm not a hot well paid lawyer type.
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

no, i removed the smouldery black and white one
i thought that after 3 years it was bordering on false advertising, what with all the wrinkles and grey hairs... :(

i also don't do pretty or hot at all well, just ask anyone who's met me!!!!! but i am sure that you do, i heard lots of glowing reports after the bash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I don't do smouldering or pretty but I do gormless very well.

( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Yes, well
everyone had been drinking...
(berk, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:24, Reply)

generally i find this helps me out a lot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I thoroughly disagree on all of the above, minus the lawyer and picture bit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I can't find it
but one of the best ones I got was from Chompy, asking seemingly strange questions to try and gauge my punching style. BEFORE I punched him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

why are there pictures of the snogging
but not the punching? i would like to see those.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I've no idea.
Blame Amberl.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 14:20, Reply)