i have to meet a lot of new people with my job
and generally it is something i find fun and easy, so i wouldn't change that.

but i would change the way i am with people i know a bit better - i have a terrible habit of passive-aggressive sulking, and not saying what is annoying me but just waiting to be asked why i am annoyed, which then never happens, because the person in question has no idea i am annoyed with them, because i have been nice enough all along.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright, what's the problem now?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

NOTHING
it's all FINE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Good!
Then stop being a moody mare, now do y'wanna cuppa or not?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Yes
and a biscuit
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:30, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU OFFERING ME BISCUITS YOU KNOW IM ON A DIET!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Okay I'll eat the biscuit then

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

DONT EAT ALL THE BISCUITS YOU NEVER LEAVE ME ANY BISCUITS!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Could you condense the above into one post, so that I might click it?

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Are we really that bad
and anoying? It can't be true.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

It's a bloody miracle that the human species has survived as long as it has
and that's only because we like getting our cocks wet much more than we dislike being nagged
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Not all are like that
or you don't find it so bad. Or there are good things about having a woman, apart from sex. Don't make me believe that you'd accept being treated like that just for sed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

you know i don't like tea or coffee
how could you forget, don't you care about me at all, i bet you remember what that dumbass blonde at your office drinks, oh yes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Yeah, but only because she makes herself a coffee after she puts out over the desk
Once again, your prudishness is your own problem.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

i have been called many things
but never prudish!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Alright, what's the problem now?
"I'm going to the pub"
/problems solved.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

solved multiplied tenfold meaning no sex this side of 2016
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

That is quite comment amongst your kind.
You say to any woman 'what's wrong?' they'll say 'nothing' when clearly there is something the matter.

It gets very boring very quickly if you are a bloke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

but if you really loved me, you'd already KNOW

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:27, Reply)

And if you really loved me you'd be on your knees and unzipping my trousers already

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Hahaha

( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

that's not love
that's just mindless, sweaty, white hot animal sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

And wonderful, to boot.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Wonderful sex with Al?
That's like saying you'd get clean in the showers at Auschwitz.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Oy vey!
I assume you know full well what I am referring to. I'm not spelling it out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Someone's a jew?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

She's a jew?
Urgh, and to think I let her appear in one of my dreams. I feel dirty.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

he managed to con some poor oiseau into marrying him
he can't be all bad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I'm very good at cooking

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

that would not be enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Cooking up schemes to trick people into having anal sex, that is.

(Cave Duck, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

hahahahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Just you wait, you'll fall for my plans eventually

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

A lovely Marmite Amuse Bouche
Entree - Toad in the Hole

Desert - Chocolate Suprise
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

No, this is just it.
We might, if the sulking isn't a constant, make a guess as to what the matter is, but unless YOU say EXACTLY what the problem is, how are we supposed to modify our behaviour and learn?

Sulky women are hugely annoying. Sorry Swipe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Don't apologise to her
you've done nothing to be sorry for
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

THAT, al
is what YOU think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:33, Reply)

You're doing some Grade A
top level stirring today, old girl.
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:34, Reply)

if you call me old ever again
i will hire someone to kill you.

i mean it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

How sulky are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)

More so the less attention she gets compared to the younger girls in the office.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

if you got any nearer the knuckle
you would be the ring i am wearing.

now sod off!!!!!!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Awwwww, poor swipey
Are your boobies not garnering you the attention they used to?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
what do you think?!

actually, don't answer that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:52, Reply)

depends
mostly i am far too impatient to sulk for more than about 20 mins.

but sometimes i can string it out for quite a while. depends what the perceived insult is, tbh. it's a safe bet there's at least 3 guys out there at any given time who have zero idea that i HATE THEM SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Did they show you Woundwort?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

that sounds really really paedo
even if i am older than you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Haha, maybe a little

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

no
really really!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Do you have a list of people you hate?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

only being tongue in cheek
real life is too short.

i have one or two that i would turn around to avoid if i saw them in the street, but that is it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Fair enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

i'm all sweetness and light, really

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Yeah!
Leave Old Rswipe alone!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Pfft

( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You're old, I'm old
time to learn to live with it!
( Kroney, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

it's all relative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Getting it in the wrong hole is nothing to be sorry for
It's just you being prudish
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:35, Reply)

And then being told over and over again that getting angry isn't going to help is it!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Nov 2010, 16:28, Reply)