*waves*
loads of us still up it seems
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

hoorah!
and hello maxi
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

You've just broken Light's heart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

firstly
i very much doubt he gives a flying fuck.

secondly, i said "hoorah" at seeing him. what more does a man want?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Lots of things.
Tell me Swipe. Do you bake?

berk can bake cakes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:50, Reply)

do. i. bake. ????????????????????
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

no.

but i can afford to buy many cakes with my city lawyer salary, will that do instead? 'cos it's sort of all i've got going for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Would the City salary run to carrot cake?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:52, Reply)

24 carat cake if you like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

24 carat cake orgasms a night if you like
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

blimey
i never thought you of all people had hidden shallows, jeff. oh sad day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:56, Reply)

I can't win

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

the sooner you accept that, the smoother your life on here will be

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:00, Reply)

My life on here is a lot smoother than real life anyway.
I'll continue as I am, thanks very much!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:01, Reply)

well... ok.......
i mean, if you're SURE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:02, Reply)

What do I know?
Life is easier if you tell me what to do.

I'm all yours Swipe. What should I do?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

stop wearing ladies underwear
the fifteenth time is neither funny nor sexy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:09, Reply)

saddest of sad faces
but I forgive her because she's gorgeous.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:10, Reply)

saddest of sad faces
but I forgive her because she's gorgeous + legally savvy and will take me to the cleaners if I say owt else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

what, ME???
hang on whilst i print this page for framing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:12, Reply)

You have a nice personality
AND you're an attractive lady. Don't you be all emo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:14, Reply)

oh i see
downgraded from "gorgeous" to "attractive" in the space of about 3 minutes. what's next, "she tries so hard" ???

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:16, Reply)

Could be worse.
He could have called you 'Cute' or 'Sweet'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:20, Reply)

god no
he doesn't hate me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:23, Reply)

:)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

Be warned Lighty.
She is a tricky customer. Don't play poker with her. (Unless she asks REALLY nicely).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:30, Reply)

or unless it's strip poker
although i will admit it's cold this evening
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:31, Reply)

And you'd turn up commando , wearing a once-piece
Just as a gesture of confidence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:34, Reply)

i'm shit at poker
i'd come as an eskimo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:43, Reply)

treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:29, Reply)

you won't be able to keep it up
erm, that up, i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 1:33, Reply)