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Anybody else doing Movember (apart from you, 'Swipe)
I am two weeks in with my first ever 'tache. I have an interview next week and I'm a wee bit worried about how the presence of the 'tache will affect my chances in the interview.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still a strikingly handsome and suave man, but a moustache might give the wrong impression.
Any advice?
Alt Q- Dead Kennedys or Black Flag?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:11,
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Dead Kennedys
I would shave it. Was in the pub last Friday and every 2nd guy had a ridiculous tache. They couldn't give a cunt about raising awareness for cancer (ahem, possibly), most were preening in the mirror or rubbing their faces half the time...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:14,
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I have raised £50 so far and am aiming for £100.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:18,
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I'd shape it up.
alt: never really listened to either
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:15,
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Depends how the tache looks to be honest dozer.
And how much you want the job! :)
I shaved today for the first time in over a week and, as is the law when this happens, I had to leave myself a small 'hitler' moustache for a bit.
If you were to ask those interviewing you to forgive your appearance and explain what you're doing, I don't imagine it'll be a problem, but it depends on the 'type' of work you are being interviewed for. Old-school banking house? They won't appreciate it. Some sort of IT role? You can probably get away with it with an explanation.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:16,
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Weren't you listening Jeff?
Strikingly handsome and suave, even with the moustache.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:19,
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I chose to gloss over that Dozer
As it'll just remind me of my own failings in the looks department.
Was the advice of any use?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:21,
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*rolls eyes*
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:33,
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*Picks up eyes, rolls them back*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:37,
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I started last Wednesday.
I have to keep the rest of my face shaved or it doesn't show at all. I think it will look a bit salt and pepper when its done. I haven't told my GF so it may be voted off when she sees it.
My advice, check it is not ginger before showing it to the world.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:29,
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It is ginger.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:30,
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Oh dear.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:08,
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i've gone for the full beard look for the past 10 days
Not sure it'll still be there at the weekend, getting very mixed receptions off the ladies!
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Kip, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:30,
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Dead Kennedys every time.
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:33,
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Dead Kennedys were graet
But Black Flag did Rise Above.
See my predicament?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:35,
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I'm doing it accidentally. Mine is pathetic though
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:40,
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Mo vember and an interview
No you silly boy.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:41,
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My moustache has been growing for months
And is now full musketeer
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:41,
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Had a good day Bob?
Taking Uni-girl out this week?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:43,
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Tool my nephew Christmas shopping
Wasn't very successful tbh got two presents and just kept getting stopped asking if he was mine. Yeah were going out again.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:45,
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How old is he?
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:48,
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19 months walking ANd kinda talking
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:50,
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Isn't uni-girl a bit young for you at 19 months?
I know you are in Wales now, but....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:51,
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Nonce Lols
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:54,
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Girls love guys with babies or toddlers.
Fact!
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:54,
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I must admit he looked cool as hell in his dinosaur wellies and hoody
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:56,
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pfft no
cause that comes with
BaBy MoMmA dRaMa
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:57,
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Not for mad uncle Andy which is my official title
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:58,
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lovely
my cousins kids used to call me Kiss
it was well cute
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:01,
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That's awesome you should wear face make up like gene Simmons
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:06,
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ha
no no
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:09,
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Gene Simmons
is quite possibly the biggest wanker to have ever been born.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:13,
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I can think of three, maybe four, bigger wankers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:18,
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Bowie is obviously one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:22,
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how about 2 x 12 yr olds and 2 x 14 yr olds?
I tend to get a very frosty reception when I mention my lot!
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Kip, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:58,
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hahaha
you should introduce yourself as a duggar and see what happens
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:02,
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duggar??
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Kip, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:07,
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haha!
I saw the programme about them.
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girlinthehole, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:14,
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ugh
can you imagine those saggy lips?
pluuuggghh
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:16,
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pure 'wizard's sleeve'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:18,
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well to be fair, she ovulates 2 eggs a month so not really her fault.
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Kip, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:23,
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One of the managers down in the offices has a moustache and no beard.
I am reliably informed he's a creepy bugger who likes to staff and run his department as if it's his own personal harem. Make of that what you will.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:33,
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I have had a beard for approximately 3 years
most people like look wankers or paedos with just a moustache
there's one dude at my new workplace who has a fucking splendid one though. Kudos to him.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:50,
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Wankers or paedos, eh?
Blimey. It's only for a month.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 20:56,
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being a paedo, even just for a month
can get you into trouble
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 21:04,
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