What sort of dog have you got?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

One that's already in a relationship Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

She is brown
and very lively with beautiful curly hair........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Sounds good.
And the fact she is a bitch will make a welcome change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

She certainly is
but she has had 6 kids.............
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Did she qualify for a council-kennel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

ha ha
seeing as they were a mixture of colours, quite possibly.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

How long after having her litter of puppies did you
Take her children off her and sell them to the highest bidder?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

the required time
7-8 weeks - all the pups (which are now 3 years old) are doing really well - I still see 3 of them occasionally.Never again though, she was really down in the dumps after they left, and I should have kept the last one to go as they got on so well. I will always regret letting that little fella go.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Why not get another dog to keep her company anyway?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

As I am jobless
at the moment and my personal life is in utter turmoil. Not a good time for any sort of major change.Although it will be considered once I get another job.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Bad times.
Well at least you've got a dog to keep you company!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

She is
about the only thing keeping me going right now. I had some news that I really didn't want to hear last night and it has rather upset me. Boyfriend stuff, won't bore you with the details but it is apparent that the 14 month relationship I thought I had is based on a tissue of deception, untruths and utter selfishness and now I just don't know whether it is worth carrying on.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Was his name Craig by any chance?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

no
never had the joy of a Craig....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

FACT.
Any relationship that has untruths, selfishness (utter or otherwise) and, err... 'tissues'

Isn't worth being in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Cheers Jeff
I ought to give this serious consideration but will most likely ignore it, sorry. I am just letting of steam.Normally sorts itself out.I swore nobody would ever hurt me like this again and like a mug I've gone and done it again. Where is that nunnery.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

In my pants?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

ha ha
tea in my keyboard now, thank you!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

No problem

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's a brew ha-ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

*nods sagely*
*high fives*
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)