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I'm going to see Monster Magnet in Cardiff tonightspending some time in Cardiff tomorrow then heading to London for the weekend to see my bro and my niece.
What are you having for lunch?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:14,
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A "nommy sammich" containing ham, mustard and gherkinAnd an apple. Possibly a lord's prayer wank as well if the mood takes me.
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A banana and packet of wasabi peanuts I stole from work.Times is hard.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:17,
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not just londoners(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19,
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wasabi peanuts sound fucking awesomebananas are fucking vile though
I give your lunch 5 out of 10
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:18,
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What's wrong with bananas?They are bright yellow, amusingly shaped and poisoned Peter Andre - what's not to like about them?
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they look, smell and taste disgustingas well as having a fucking revolting texture
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:21,
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Yeah I really don't want to google "banana Peter Andre" at work(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:14,
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Whoops, better late than neverYeah, there is some story wherein Peter Andre, feeling tired and lethargic just before a gig, decided that a couple of bananas might give him a quick pick-up. Allegedly the silly bugger ate something like nine or ten of them and had to cancel the gig due to the horrendous stomach cramps bought on by far too much potassium.
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I'm off to Subway for a meatball marinarawith extra heart attack I think.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:18,
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i was going to go to EAT for soupnow i am thinking about a salad and feta 6 inch sub.
hmmmmm. i haven't been to subway since i left uxbridge, but there is one around here somewhere...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19,
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Get your lackey boy to get you one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:19,
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yeah rightyou don't want to know how horribly wrong he'd get it. poor trainee, i think he's seriously scared of me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:21,
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*Breaking news*Swipe in need of 6 inches shocker!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:21,
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diameter or circumference?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22,
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6?up your game, please. although not too much, i'm not a masochist either.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22,
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you suggested a "6 inch shocker"i was objecting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:28,
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It would be a shocker if you weren't expecting itAnd didn't want it.
Although this is started to sound like you've been raped by a sandwich, so we'll leave it there.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:30,
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surely half a foot is sufficient?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23,
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I'd rather have a penis than half a foot near my vadge.(
girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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Tuna special from the local bakery.I'm not very hungry today due to massive alcohol last night.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:20,
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You surprise meNormally massive alcohol the night before doubles the size of my appetite...
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This^Beer hunger is baaaaad.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22,
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Beer munchies are dangerous, inexplicable and, if they strike whilst still intoxicated, cause me to eat stuff I wouldn't normally touch with a yard glass(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)
What makes it special Blousie?Has it been prepared by someone with 'needs'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:22,
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It has cheese in it.And by the looks of the girls in the bakery.....yes.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23,
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Is it supposed to have cheese in it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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Yes! that's what makes it special.Now I have cheese in me and that makes me special.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:25,
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I do have special needs.But no-one seems to be special enough.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:27,
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Are you a horse?Obviously without the humous
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:23,
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Salad and despair(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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Spaghetti with meatballs in a tomato, onion and basil sauceWhich beats the pot noodle I had yesterday
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Peej, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:24,
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I'm going to have a sausage baguetteWith HP sauce.
Hot sarnies rock!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:26,
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1 3/4 inch ribeyeblue, with Potatoes Dauphinoise, sauteed Spinach with a hint of Butter and Nutmeg, follwed up by Creme Brulee.
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Yes :(I'm eating porridge, made with water.
However, this is dinner tomorrow.
/Payday tomorrow.
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you fat cunt(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:28,
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I hate you!You can keep the pud though, I'd have a seafood starter instead.
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Wild mushroom soup,Toast and houmous. Today's lunch is sponsored by 'greyish brown'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:31,
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Gordon Browntexture like sun...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48,
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I don't much care for mushroom soupWhat other colour soups do you have access to?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:32,
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I have an orangey brown soup, if that's any good?Root vegetable and sausage. Mmmm.
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That sounds quite nice.Did you manage to keep your head out of the oven last night?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38,
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Yeah, hot vimto + hot water bottleFortunately remembered to turn the oven off before going to bed!
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not possible to die of gasby sticking your head in an oven anymore. Didn't that go out in the 1940s? Pretty sure it's just a cultural memory now
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:29,
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Point of order – the soup’s not actually for you. I do like wild mushroom soup, hence the purchase.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:46,
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The wild mushrooms I bought from Borough markettasted pretty much exactly like the mushrooms you get at the supermarket. I was very disappointed.
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Shame.The best for flavour are often dried ones that you reconstitute, such as porcini etc. I also love morels.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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Wild?It was bloody livid!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:47,
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Tomato & Basil soup and a rollFun(!)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:32,
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I'm so jealous.I WANT A FUCKING TAKEAWAY, ARGH!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post974888
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38,
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I've been eating sensibly.It's killing me!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:59,
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You need to go to the chippyand get fish and chips with loads of salt and vinegar on them.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35,
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Wrong!Sparing with the vinegar or you'll have a soggy mess that makes your eyes water.
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Well you won't want one of my chips then!All the more for me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:40,
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heh heh hehThere are few things more romantic than a walk along a windswept seaside promenade, off-season, sharing a bag of chips.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43,
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Aww. Sounds quite nice actuallyas long as there's no bloody vinegar or ketchup. Or you could swap the chips for maltesers or something, that would work for me too...
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And me posting that probably makes me a massiveBumder as well.
Either a romantic, or a bumder. But I'm guessing bumder.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55,
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Where did you get to share a bag of chips?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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You're all class BlousieAll class.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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I know.I think that's why Monty fancies me. Kindred spirits innit.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:00,
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hang oni thought he fancied me.
get to the back of the queue bitch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:06,
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What?My feminine charms haven't worked on you so she can have a go.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:15,
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I'm in need of some romanceshall we go to the seaside and eat chips? I can bring my dog........
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Sounds good.And the fact she is a bitch will make a welcome change.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:01,
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Did she qualify for a council-kennel?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:04,
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ha haseeing as they were a mixture of colours, quite possibly.........
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How long after having her litter of puppies did youTake her children off her and sell them to the highest bidder?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:12,
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the required time7-8 weeks - all the pups (which are now 3 years old) are doing really well - I still see 3 of them occasionally.Never again though, she was really down in the dumps after they left, and I should have kept the last one to go as they got on so well. I will always regret letting that little fella go.
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Why not get another dog to keep her company anyway?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:18,
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As I am joblessat the moment and my personal life is in utter turmoil. Not a good time for any sort of major change.Although it will be considered once I get another job.
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Bad times.Well at least you've got a dog to keep you company!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:28,
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She isabout the only thing keeping me going right now. I had some news that I really didn't want to hear last night and it has rather upset me. Boyfriend stuff, won't bore you with the details but it is apparent that the 14 month relationship I thought I had is based on a tissue of deception, untruths and utter selfishness and now I just don't know whether it is worth carrying on.
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FACT.Any relationship that has untruths, selfishness (utter or otherwise) and, err... 'tissues'
Isn't worth being in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:37,
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Cheers JeffI ought to give this serious consideration but will most likely ignore it, sorry. I am just letting of steam.Normally sorts itself out.I swore nobody would ever hurt me like this again and like a mug I've gone and done it again. Where is that nunnery.........
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*Winks*And don't I just know it!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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hahahahaI'll bet you love them really.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:21,
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I really don't.Fucking povvo paddy food.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:33,
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Well at least admit you like chips, even if they are just for you to piss on.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:37,
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Shan't. That's why I piss on 'em.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:42,
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errorthe correct amount of vinegar on chips should make you almost die of asphyxiation when you inhale near them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:42,
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I think you have some sort of potato based auto asphixiation sex fantasy going on.(
girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50,
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dependsthis is totally true of fat chipshop chips.
your more sophisticated french fry is better with a drizzle of balsamic or something.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:56,
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I wouldn't say the french-fry was more sophisticated than a rustic chip-shop chip.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:00,
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i wouldbut sophistication does not necessarily mean tastier chips.
yes to the mayo, but pref flavoured - chilli or mustard or garlic ftw.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:05,
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And you'd be wrong*Crosses arms, issues steely glare*
How is THAT for taking control?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:07,
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Possibly.But I still think you are wrong about your chip preference.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:27,
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Definitely thisAlthough it should be taken down a notch when gravy or curry is involved.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:00,
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Even balsamic?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48,
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No. I like balsamic vinegarbecause it tastes nice. Normal vinegar does not.
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Oh berk =((( How can someone be so pretty yet so wrong? Sad Times.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50,
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Aspagous with poached egg on a muffin, 100% done in the microwave, lush.And a day of works because my guts are really OH WOE IS MEing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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Slow cooked Beef in Beerwith some crusty bread. Absolutely delicious, I rule the slow cooker.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57,
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I haven't got my lunch yet,but I think you should know that I had TEN PIES for dinner last night.
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Ten Pie TudorOver the hills with the pies of a thousand men...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:16,
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That'll be in my head all afternoon now.Thanks Lighty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:17,
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Good, you fucking need it.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:19,
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Nonsense, my svelte figure is positively stunningand the addition of extra jumpers can deal with the being-cold-all-the-bastard-time thing.
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Hangover. And plenty of water.A cultural day at the British Museum turned a bit boozy- and once again I slept on the sofa of the boys' flat. And now i'm just really sad.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:14,
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Because you could have stayed in the bed?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:15,
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I love the British Museum more than almost anywhere on earth.Apart from the Pitt Rivers Museum in Oxford.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:26,
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I cant go because I have a phobia of dinasoars and stuffed animals.(
girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:27,
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There aren't any of either of those in the British Museum, dear.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:31,
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Natural History MuseumEDIT: you, earlier:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:37,
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You're at a place called vertigo.You are Bono and I stab you in the face.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:44,
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British Museum was awesomeI loved it. Mummies, the Parthenon & the Rosetta stone are some of the best things evah!
Although I still want to see the Dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:34,
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they've rearranged the place now(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:31,
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What, at Pitt Rivers? NOOOOOOOO!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:31,
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yeahthink it was one or two years back. They were having trouble finding anything because of the original bizarre layout and a lot of artifacts weren't getting any time on display at all, so they gave it a shakeup and tidied the building up as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:33,
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I loved the randomness of the exhibits, it's what made it so charming.The drawers of shrunken heads were a family favourite, growing up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:34,
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I knew I'd forgotten somethingthere's a wasted ticket :(
I'm having nothing until I've learnt something
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:25,
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An ex of mineonce 'tidied away' 8 Motorhead tickets I'd bought (and been paid for) for my chums. She denied all knowledge - I found them about a year after the gig in question, having been forced to replace them out of my own pocket before the show.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:30,
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You win some, lose some.It's all the same to me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:31,
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You lose some, lose some more, it's another £240 to me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:32,
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OuchWhere did you find them in the end?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:32,
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Stuffed in the back of a cupboard.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:40,
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I'm still not sure if I like that Kronenburg advert yet...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:33,
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I'd just forgotten I bought itand not organised transport. Probably for the best can't imagine I'd have been happy dragging myself back to Oxford on a coach afterwards
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