I wish I was important enough to be in meetings
not that I would attend, too much work to do.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

there is a school of thought that says they are a waste of many hours
we have: team meetings, group meetings, business development meetings, associate council meetings, secretarial training meetings, training meetings, client meetings, settlement meetings, meetings with barristers, meetings with experts, meetings with witnesses, pitch meetings...

think. yourself. very. very. lucky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:19, Reply)

This^
I meet more than I work these days :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You need to multi-task
work your meet dammit!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Think of all the free sarnies though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Your meetings must be more upmarket than mine
We dont even get coffee unless we go to the kitchen and make one - shan, as the kids say up North
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

And biscuits. They're fun too.

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

BISCUITS!?
Fucking meeting showoff cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You could bring your own noms.
A bag of Haribo fits neatly into a jacket pocket.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I like this idea
My waistline does not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:32, Reply)

we have great biscuits
clubs and kitkats and stuff.

we have brilliant client lunches too. but the sandwiches for internals.... they try so so hard. and the fillings are just too WEIRD. bring on the cheese and onion mayo ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

The old lady who owned Lucy has died
not sure how i'm going to break it to her...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22, Reply)

oh no
i suggest dressing up in a wig and dress so she never knows the difference?

like norman bates, now i come to think of it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Sounds a bit Norman Bates
but who am I to argue?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:38, Reply)