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Good Afternoon./ot has been recommended to me by one amongst you, and therefore I say hi. Hi.
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Hey who likes laughing at the disabled?I know I do
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11780938
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I think I saw him on TV a while ago.Kudos to his girlfriend though. She's a keeper.
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:24,
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If you look like himI'd say anyone is a keeper
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:25,
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Not in that case noI think it's quite brilliant
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:25,
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Typical bloke, cumming too early(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:21,
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HelloI'm guessing Lampito
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:21,
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You guesscorrectly. Worryingly perhaps, I met her offline before being aware that she was a b3tan.
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Is he a spy Kristine?Should we watch our P's and Q's?
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girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:25,
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I'm not sure but I want to knock him down and break his glasses.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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hahaNick his lunch money, Krizzle!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:31,
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He called me nasally challenged. Not sure he knows who he's dealing with around here.*huffs*
whens your holiday?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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Fire extinguishers.Chuck 'em off the roof, and they completely fail to hurt anyone.
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does batman have night vision?he could totally trip over that and fall off a building
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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that's not vision.WHO TOLD THIS CLOWN TO COME HERE
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:59,
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But it would stop him tripping.And even if he did, he could totally just glide down.
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freakishly good memoryI think you mentioned being a naval cadet in a post quite a few QOTWs ago
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:27,
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naval or navel?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:29,
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pretty sure navalHow's it going?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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It's going well.Today's greetings are brought to you from the Gunroom of HMS Puncher.
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pretty goodI'm out of here in 45 minutes and on the way to Cardiff to see Monster Magnet.
It is disappointing that you have failed on that score.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:32,
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Out of who?Good lord, you've only been away from Mrs Vipros for a couple of days.
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Lampito?Although I'm reasonably sure she's in London at the moment.
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she wishes ;-)(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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I honestly have no idea what you are talking about(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post975382
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:37,
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I bought the ticket ages agobut it's too late to go now. I am also disappointed
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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that's a shameI've had a look at the setlists they've been playing. If they play even half of what is on the ones I've seen I'll be happy.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:38,
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I did.It earned me AB's disdain. Apparently I am just too much of a bastard for him.
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Lampito mentioned a naval cadet friend onceand my mind put two and two together. Now if only I could do that with this bloody essay I'd be happy
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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Ah. Essays. Alas.I am attempting to write 4000 words on the Roman Army. Best of British to you.
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the Roman army I can dofucking Cicero orations on Catiline I can't
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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I hope you haven't slept with herIt'll throw her ratio right out the window
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:26,
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The Dicky you mentionHe isn't from Sunderland is he? Long shot I know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:29,
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Hmm. Don't think so.Haven't seen him for a couple of years, but I shall put the memory to the problem.
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Hey!*Does the Crusty The Clown laugh*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:36,
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I'll bet you checked out the package again then, didn't you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:44,
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Do come in. I hope you like what we've done with the place .We went for a classic understated grey based colour scheme with classic clean lines and had menus pushed to the top to give the feeling of space. It's not much, but it's homely.
Oh and would you mind not wiping your cock on the curtains.
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.....as they are already very crusty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:29,
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I hate posting with the phoneAll kind of weird things happen...
I had a good night's sleep and I'm feeling better. Hope to be ok tom. And you?
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Great.Were you celebrating anything yesterday, or just felt like having some wine?
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HiI just saw a girl on the station wearing a dinohood, and I almost went to ask her If she was a B3tan. I didn't...
On my way to Gatwick, nervous and excited. I hope none of the trains are late and I don't miss the plane.
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I've no idea what you are doing (is it an Interview?)But I hope whatever it is, it goes well!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:40,
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Is this the job in Spain?Or is it a job that just happens to be in Gatwick?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:45,
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The head quarters are in SpainSo is the interview. The job could be anywhere in the world, we'll know tomorrow.
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Fingers crossed!I hope it goes swimmingly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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Me too!I'm a bit worried about Mark being interviewed in Spanish, but maybe they'll do it in English.
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Where did you see her?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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Piccadilly train station, in ManchesterBlack jacket with pink scales and ears, very nice.
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Hehe, I let spangles know :D(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:53,
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Oh, look what the cat dragged in.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:48,
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It was you.You nasty person. Look what you've done to my credibility.
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can't you do an amusing trick or something?i am in a bad mood after a long pointless meeting that means i got no work done all afternoon which means i had to cancel drinks with my very sexy ex-colleague tonight in favour of staying here. to do more work. that i couldn't do this afternoon. because of the long pointless meeting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:03,
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oh wellyou'll fit in well around here then.
is not normally this grumpy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:07,
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Well, despite not being very funnyI am possessed of a sunny disposition. We should balance each other well.
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i'm normally sunshine, lollipops and rainbowswrapped up in one sparkly package.
ignore al. he is just bitter because a mini pitta is more satisfying in the sack than he is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:13,
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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oh i like thisi like this a lot. it appeals to my material and shallow side.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:19,
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*miaow*
Apologies, I appear to be particularly biting this afternoon.
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djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37,
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Never mind that. Just answer this one question.Which is best a rhino, or a giraffe in waterproof trousers that aren't from Millets?
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I read your new usernameas goodfalafels for some reason
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:12,
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oh mani missed lunch because my client wouldn't get off the phone before my meeting started.
now all i can think about is falafel. falafel smothered in houmous or tzatziki with jalapenos and feta cheese.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:14,
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I wish I was important enough to be in meetingsnot that I would attend, too much work to do.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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there is a school of thought that says they are a waste of many hourswe have: team meetings, group meetings, business development meetings, associate council meetings, secretarial training meetings, training meetings, client meetings, settlement meetings, meetings with barristers, meetings with experts, meetings with witnesses, pitch meetings...
think. yourself. very. very. lucky.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:19,
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This^I meet more than I work these days :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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You need to multi-taskwork your meet dammit!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24,
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Think of all the free sarnies though.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:20,
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Your meetings must be more upmarket than mineWe dont even get coffee unless we go to the kitchen and make one - shan, as the kids say up North
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22,
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BISCUITS!?Fucking meeting showoff cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:24,
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You could bring your own noms.A bag of Haribo fits neatly into a jacket pocket.
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I like this ideaMy waistline does not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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we have great biscuitsclubs and kitkats and stuff.
we have brilliant client lunches too. but the sandwiches for internals.... they try so so hard. and the fillings are just too WEIRD. bring on the cheese and onion mayo ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:36,
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The old lady who owned Lucy has diednot sure how i'm going to break it to her...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:22,
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oh noi suggest dressing up in a wig and dress so she never knows the difference?
like norman bates, now i come to think of it...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:37,
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Sounds a bit Norman Batesbut who am I to argue?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:38,
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