This bastard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwRGOHJ-2A

Alt: I'd like to have a BBQ. Although I think I might visit the German Market in Manchester soon, that's always selling sausages.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The very word 'sausages' makes me salivate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

German sausages as well (Fnarr)
Fucking amazing to have whilst walking round in winter
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:25, Reply)

must......not......mock........nyarr!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Last time I had saussages I put them in a small dish on a bed of onions for an hour, keeping in mind that I was going to put them all in a mustardy baggette.
But when I went to take them out, they were actually floating in liquid and I realised that was actually liquid fat and I don't really want to put that inside me, but it looked so tastey that I had a few bits and then I could feel it inside me saying "WE'RE CLOGGING UP YOUR ATTERIES !!! NO THIS SHIRT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK FAT - I DO". So I forced myself to be a bit sick instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:47, Reply)

You do need to drain the fat off them, for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)