my head is full of the insolvency act 1986, exciting times
i'd like to............ sit outside at a long table in a garden surrounded by trees and eat things like feta cheese and french bread and drink pimms with lots of friends.

actually if i only had a patio heater or 10, this could be achieved. or a patio. or a long table.

i have lots of friends, before you say anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

lots of
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:49, Reply)

you've probably stalked the fuck out of all the local ones on facebook!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Nope
Not my style
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

hahahaha
I can picture AA doing this.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Charming!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:55, Reply)

some of them live in wilmslow/alderley
you should get in their pants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Note
The lady said "get in" not "wear".
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:06, Reply)

note
he called me a lady
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Rswipe

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Of the very highest taste and class
I'm feeling a bit nicer than 30 minutes ago.
( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Hopefully this will make sense
ht +t taste and cl
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Somehow, I don't think I stand too much of a chance
I doubt you have ugly friends, so I'll just have to make do with the next drunken woman I meet!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)

yo yo yo
feta cheese is shite mate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:50, Reply)

oh bobby you cretin......

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

cretin...... make me wetter than a 90 year old's incontinence pad.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:53, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Did your Nan not approve?

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Nah, it just didn't flow as well

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

A fair judgement.

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Certainly
Nottingham Goose Fair is a bit rubbish.
(Cave Duck, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Was that film you went to see last night any good?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

No.
It was not.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)