Well interrupted.
That is a top tune.

Nice bit of funky soul.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Want to hear what I regard as Hendrix's finest tune?
No? Don't click.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUMLlQByiRM&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:04, Reply)

You made this AICMFP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk9l582aQbg&feature=related
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:06, Reply)

*lost for words*
I can't un-hear that, you schweinhund.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:08, Reply)

You love it when I make you feel dirty.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:09, Reply)

*sits weeping in bathtub scubbing ears with Brillo pad*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Scubbing?
Oh my.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I'm so distraught I can't type straight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:13, Reply)

nommy sammich make you feel better.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:17, Reply)

And some brilliant zombies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Braiiiiiins!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5IRI4oHKNU&feature=related
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Marvellous, but if I'm honest I prefer Santana's version.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

sadly I can genuinely say
I read that as 'Santa'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

I have it on
And I'm enjoying it.

In term of great guitarist - where (if you do rate him) do you place Johnny Marr?

Not on complete recorded output, but as a guitarist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Below Ian McNabb
A long way below Prince.

Above Jedward though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:22, Reply)

IAN MCNABB???
Why you mention McNabb??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:56, Reply)

Evening

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:58, Reply)

reet Jeff

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

I'm reet roots, you reet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

Apart from needing to insert 6 more little memories from other family members...
The eulogy is done!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

How many people have contributed to it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Well i thought it would be nice for each child and grandchild to share one memory of him
if I agreed to deliver it, structure it, and do his life story.
So... 11 people possibly. Probably only 10. Our Little Tony doesn't speak.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Maybe for 'our tone'
You could let your Grand father speak (as it were)?

Did he ever say how proud he was of little Tone? What a belter he was or anything like that? Maybe your grand-father would like the last word?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I have a story in reserve.
Our Little Tony used to fall asleep al the time, and have bizarre dreams. He was also terrified of the PG Tips chimps.
One night he tried to climb out of the window in his sleep screaming "The monkey's have got me grandad!!"
As in 'my grandad'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Will you use the classic Liverpool gag
Of, 'our grandad is up there' (you look up) and then tell the congregation, 'no, not in heaven, he's nicking the lead off the roof!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

They're saving that for when Our Willy dies

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Who is our Willy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Grandad's brother
He's ace
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Well I hope it's a joke that doesn't get made for many a year.
Had a good day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Challenging
I just want my ring!
You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

Have they not got it done yet?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:37, Reply)

They said deffo Saturday
I'm going on the train to get it.
Hiya!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

how you doing
apart from wanting your ring?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

I'm frazzled but most of the work is done
Just pulling together a presentation that my boss will have to do in my absence and practising the eulogy.
You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I'm okay
still feel rather tender after the smoothie debacle. Sorry to hear about your grandfather.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

He's at rest and he had a colourful life
So I'm glad for him.
Smoothie?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I drank a few sips of orange and mango smoothie
and my face went all itchy and sore. Looked on the back and it was mostly apple and banana (both of which I'm intolerant too)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

eeeeeek!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

not as bad as allergic thankfully
apple/banana/pear generally just make me itch and go a bit red and spotty. Fish/eggs/peanuts pretty much kill me off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Won't your mum be arriving in 15 minutes?
TIDY UP!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I have!
I've tidied up loads, and bought some chicken and chorizo which I have put on small skewers, got soup and the rest of the wholemeal pittas ready to be microwaved, and even some paper plates.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Hide the Super Noodles!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

In a drawer haha
and all the library books piled up, so it looks busy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Don't leave the Super Noodles too well hidden
Otherwise she won't lavish a nice meal on you!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

This is an excellent idea
I might pitifully cough as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

This is quite far to the right of the screen isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

The laptop my brother lent me
has a massive screen. But we can move it down if you want
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Because I'm quite fond of McNabb
And he's one of the best guitar drivers ever.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

He does my bleedin head in

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Why so, little one?
I can maybe guess - he does overdo the "I'm from Liverpool and so were the Beatles" thing.

But the boy can play.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Oh Liverpool's such a small social circle
I used to have to check if he was going to be there on nights out, then do a risk assessment. He can be a laugh though. Mostly a fake Macca overdoing it scouser who lives with his mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Dunno
but tonight in the hardware store I heard them playing David Gilmour's "On An Island" over the speakers, and I suddenly felt very old.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Technically very good
as are shitloads of session guitarists, though. I don't consider him to be an 'important' player in the history of the instrument, but my antipathy toward Morrissey has doubtless coloured my view. I loathe The Smiths.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:25, Reply)

Me too.
Sometimes I think I love you Monty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Marr is personally important
Because hearing the first eight of "What Difference Does It Make" on a Peel session made a dull adolescent in a Northern one horse town understand that there was more to music than Bananarama.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I think it is impossible to be passionate about the Smiths.
Even though, they should be right up your street you misery.

Okay. Question. Create two bands, one living, one dead out of any people who are, err, either living or dead.

Obviously, it would be useful if I knew who your band members were, but rather than me ask you to create a band of people I'd know, if you can post a YouTube link to their finest work as individuals, that'll be great.

One singer.
One bassist
2 guitarists (one one if that is easier)
Drummer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Jeff that's a new thread question if ever I saw one.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Feel free to take it and start a new thread!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Only got two fags left
Can't be arsed walking down the hill.

You're the insomniac.

Chuck Prophet on lead.

JJB on bass.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Sports shops play bass these days do they?
EDIT: Keep the question in mind for tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:41, Reply)

I won't be here tomorrow
What with having a life and all that.

Jean Jaques Burnelle - Stranglers = JJB.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:44, Reply)

'Burnel', no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Don't expect me to spell at this time of night.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

Dead band:
vocals: Steve Marriott
bass: John Entwistle
lead guitar: Hendrix
rhythm: Fred 'Sonic' Smith
drums: Clyde Stubblefield

Living band:
vocals: Jim Jones
bass: Lemmy
lead: Angus Young
drums: fuck knows

These are not necessarily my all time favourites but the combination of the musicians might be good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:49, Reply)

You should be able to find a drummer for the living band.
Think man!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Atsuo from Boris.
DONE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:54, Reply)

I thought you might have given the gig to Bob.
You avoided the MDs this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

*George Washington moment*
Sir, I cannot tell a li(n)e.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:00, Reply)

If a couple of lines is the norm of an evening
The it isn't really a problem is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:02, Reply)

I don't do it every day
but sometimes I go fucking nuts on it. It's a problem alright.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Do you want to do anything about it?
Or do you enjoy it more than you are addicted?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:05, Reply)

it's very much a love/hate relationship

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:35, Reply)

'lo gorgeous
how are ye?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

good thanks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

where did your plum go??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

*sniggers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

we've been through this
the accident with the breville, remember?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Soldiering on, you know...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:33, Reply)

i am now picturing you in uniform, you know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

It only counts
if he works in the City as well.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

in which case a really nice suit would also do it oh yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

you've drifted into daydreams haven't you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

erm...............
maybe.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

haha!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

ahem
anyway. good day my sweet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

apart from being allergic to a smoothie
it was good thanks. How was yours?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

oh no
not in a frightening nut allergy kind of way i hope?

mine was v v long, started at 8am, only just got home... whinge, whinge!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

thankfully no
I'm only seriously allergic to peanuts and fish. Apple/pear/banana just makes me itch and go red.

Aww, that's an awfully long day. Are you relaxing and just looking forward to the weekend?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

work tomorrow
and gym tomorrow night, but london birthday party on sat!
v glad it wasn't serious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

looking forward?
And yeah it was alarming but happened before. I'm really not fitted by evolution to survive!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

SS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

anything
or nothing, whichever you feel more comfortable in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Well, a living band that consisted of
Manuel Göttsching and Oren Ambarchi on guitars, Chris Squire on bass and Charles Hayward on drums would certainly be interesting.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Think I missed the point of the original question due to being ratted
Dead band - Vocalist Janis Joplin, drummer Jon Bonham, with Monty on the others.

Live band - Ooh - I think Imelda Mae vocals, Chuck Prophet lead, JJB bass (although he'd sulk) and the geezer who is currently playing with Focus on percussion.

And Oi Vavoy as a backing band.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:06, Reply)

Hendrix and Keith Moon would have made a good old racket together

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)