With a side order of BULLYING?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a side of bend over backwards to please someone that couldn't give a flying fuck because they can't see the past the nose on their own god damned face
*seethes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

It's alright for us but you have to live and work with merkins every day.
I think some of us forget that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I don't think working with merkins would be any worse than working with brits.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I was joking.
AND STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I HAVEN'T CHANGED IT SINCE YOU LAST SHOUTED AT ME

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Fuck off, bert.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I miss Althegeordie.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:56, Reply)

He misses you too
I'll get him to send you a postcard
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:58, Reply)

postcard cock gaz
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:02, Reply)

*trigger fingers*
Got it in one pet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You're so transparent.
Where are you staying when you come to see Iron Maiden, then?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Dunno yet, it's a bit far into the future.
I would imagine on the saturday night we'll stay back at Chaps out in Kibblesworth, but I might take a half day and drive up after lunch so I could always come and see you on the friday night for a few cheeky beers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Sounds like a plan to me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Or we could even have cheeky bears, depending on how much wildlife you have up there.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:12, Reply)

No bears.
Plenty of swamp donkeys though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Pfffft
I had to look that up on urban dictionary!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:17, Reply)

It's a wonderful phrase, I feel.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 14:19, Reply)

merkins cunts
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:41, Reply)

This is a good point Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

and for dessert a PARTY IN THE USA!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:39, Reply)