I have a massive gash in my hand, due to wine and algae coverd paving slabs.

When did you last see a massive gash?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:14, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you being rude?

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Not at all, I honestly have a massive gash!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:24, Reply)

POIDH!

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

2 mins...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:26, Reply)

It better be massive.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:28, Reply)

I wanna see! I wanna see!
To answer the question, I did recently learn that Sabatier knives are not to be handled casually.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Is that it?
Diddums!
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:36, Reply)

I cut it on stone, not sharp, ripping!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Ooh ya fucker, that looks sair.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

looks worse today as the bruising has come out
Looks like someone punched a cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Try giving birth and then tell me about ripping.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

I'm too posh to push

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I'm to sensible to get pregnant in the first place.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I'm not keen on kids, but m wife's god-daughter
who is 2, is so adorable and so amazing that she has been slowly changing my mind
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

It's always better when you can give them back.
Just remember you'll have 18 years looking after the little tyke. I've had my cats 13 years and I'm getting weary of them.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Fair comment
My parent's cat will be twenty this year...O_o
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Good God I've got another 7 years of the hairy fuckers.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Not so much hair these days, he basically looks like a battery chicken from behind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Hahaha!
I love my cats but having an animal free home for a while will be nice
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

My stepdads cat
lived til he was 23...
(berk, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

*sends telegram*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Pretty much
he was an old, old moggy when he finally popped it. Mum was inconsolable for weeks.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

I have to admit I was proper broken up for some time after my cat died
but now I'm quite enjoying the freedom of going from work to the gym and then maybe having a meal out and not getting home until 10 - or even stopping out all night - without having to worry about the cat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

I have a sister who lives 10 minutes away so that's not been a problem.

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

My brother lives 5 minutes walk away
but it's both an imposition on him and I'd rather he didn't get to mooch through my stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Ah well!
I do loads of stuff for my sister and I know she wouldn't mooch through my stuff.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I still mostly stick to the same routine
just every so often I think "Oh wait, don't need to be home for 6, I could do that" and it's nice.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

BIGGER!

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 15:48, Reply)