you can't tell half a story
go on, tell us the rest
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was having a drink with two female friends
one whispersed something to the other and she burst out laughing and said "that's disgusting you grot bag"
I said something like "what is it I wont mind?"
After a bit of umming and arring she said that her tampon was hurting, I was eating at the time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

That's not bad.
It's not like she got the thing out to show you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

....then wrapped it in a Rizla and sparked it up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

That really is terrible - Having no respect for the smoking ban.

(Cave Duck, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I know
You'd have to put the stringy end in your mouth, as well - how unpleasant.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Either that, or you write "ACME" on the side
and set light to the stringy bit and pretend it's a cartoon bomb.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Haha great minds...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

*Bad taste high-fives*
great foul
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Or light it from that end
like a stick of menstrual dynamite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I wouldn't say that was particularly shocking or disgusting...

(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

GIRLS ARE HORRIBLE

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

i've got to admit
i would never dream of saying anything of that sort to anyone. oh dear, hope you weren't eating pizza/tomato soup.

mind you, it does serve you right for being nosey enough to ask. court rules: 100% contributory negligence.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

SHE WAS BLEEDING FROM HER VAGINA!
That's a bit disgusting if you ask me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

well, al
as usual, nobody did ask you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Yeah, well, fuck you swipey
go away and piss on poor people like you normally do
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

like they could afford my piss, al

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Wrong hole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:07, Reply)