Upon his first ever heavy drinking session
a friend of mine heaved so hard that he pulled the toilet away from the wall, nutted the cistern and passed out.
I had sensibly remained sober and was running round after three drunken dickhead teenage lads, one of whom had a bowl full of sick and wanted a bedtime story, one of whom was standing in his boxer shorts outside in the rain (to wash the sick off apparently) and the aforementioned comatose one whom I put in the recovery position.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You paint a vivid picture.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

nice.
I once found my brother in a toilet unable to move - he'd gone for a shit, totally pissed, and needed to be sick so in a fit of genius vomited into his jeans and boxers which were, obviously, around his ankles. He then could not work out how to stand up without spilling the sick, so he just stayed there. For an hour until I broke the door lock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I did something similar on holiday
Got back to our apartment, decided I needed a poo but also needed to cool down and wash the vomit from my mouth so pulled my trousers round my ankles, got in the shower, collapsed and proceeded to shit myself. Then I passed out. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

First night out after first payday
involved gallons of diesel (snakebite and black if it is different elsewhere). I woke up and spewed in the morning and thought I'd ruptured my stomach as red and black sick flowed out. Scary!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I have done similar
Also with blue WKD. No one should ever throw up blue - it's quite troubling.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

no-one should ever drink blue WKD, to be fair.
Unless it's in the form of a cheeky Vimto.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

It was cheeky vimto
I have discovered I cannot tolerate port. (or the moderately large quantity of alcohol I had consumed prior to the cheeky vimto)
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

drink better port.
No-one can be allowed to not tolerate port, that's fucking criminal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I didn't say it's unpleasant stuff
It tastes rather nice - it just makes me incredibly ill.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You just need to practice until it doesn't ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Hmm
this approach sounds fine in theory, however the prospect of another 3 day hangover puts me off slightly...
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:45, Reply)

hehe!
I managed to throw up Special K with yoghurt and red berries a while ago - felt like I was squeezing out a spot from my throat - argh!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)