I got stuck last time I had sex with an animal

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Actually, I believe that this actually happens with dogs
once he's shot his bolt they have to stay there until he detumesces.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)

It's foxes isn't it?
They stay stuck together for over an hour I think. It's to make sure that the males sperm is fully passed to the female and to also make sure that no other male has a shot straight after him.

/DavidAttenboroughBlog
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:17, Reply)

DavidAttenboroughBlog beastialist
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Not just foxes
I think it's true of all canines.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Really?
No wonder the females normally don't want to have sex...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Just give 'em a Bonio and they are like putty!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:31, Reply)

foxes are vulpines

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Still members of the /canidae family

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:52, Reply)

They're also vertebrates.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:24, Reply)

As am I

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 18:38, Reply)

You're doing it wrong then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I mentioned your name the other day
My neighbours dogs were yapping, so I said "I hate fucking dogs" to which my mate replied "Well don't do it then".

I said "But i'm Jeff the dog fucker!"

True story
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:10, Reply)

What sort of response did that get?
You claiming to be 'Jeff the dog fucker'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

He laughed and said "WHAT?!"
He knows B3ta so it was reasonably easy to explain.

What would have been harder to explain (had he been there) was when I laughed at the food magazine "YUM!" because I read it as "Your Mum!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:14, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I saw it Saturday morning in Waitrose (checking it out pricewise before I shuffled off to Tesco)
I laughed and a middle-aged woman with an eye-patch looked at me confused. I had to fight the urge to say "Yarrrr!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:19, Reply)

You need to spend some time
not on the internet.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Hey! I was in Waitrose AND Tesco
my life is a veritable feast of non-internet adventures thankyouverymuch
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Your non-internet adventures
appear to consistently reference the internet. Case stands.
( Kroney, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Probably best if I don't mention the advert for "NOM" yoghurt I saw then
I instantly thought of Kitty and her "Nommy sammiches"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:27, Reply)