When I go out into towns, I'll usually stick to one or two pubs, so we're not caught in the unwashed masses too often

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I hate big town centre bars that are rammed full of people
impossible to get to the bar, impossible to hear anything, impossible to actually stand with the people you are with, people constantly pushing past...what's the attraction?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:51, Reply)

The attraction is that in a large group of inebriated, low intelligent fuckwads...
...the odds of getting laid are higher. And if that fails you are guaranteed a fight to release the frustration.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Ah! that's the secret.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I find the whole experience horrific
and whenever I do it, there's always someone in the group that does it every week and they're constantly pushing you to drink up as we have to push our way out of the current over-rammed bar into the next identical over-rammed bar. Just like they did last week, just like they will do next week...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:01, Reply)

That's the upside to living here
If one place is busy, everywhere else will be dead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:03, Reply)