Is it because
1) he's a fucking cunt* and therefore perfect for a shitty nombie programme or
2) every self-consciously 'cult' or lolwaki American show from CSI and The Wire to House etc now HAS BY US LAW to have an English actor playing an American in it?

Fucking shit cunt bollocks wankers.

*Teachers? This fucking Life? Grade A cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shut up Monty
your pathological hatred of almost everything is becoming tiresome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I hate you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:56, Reply)

good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Now you can go and bum 'Egg' and his nombie pals all night long

In an act of super-irony, my brother gave me a DVD on Sunday - he'd been given two of them for his birthday. 'Dead Snow' - a fucking zombie film.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It's got Nazis in it fool.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I know that. There's one on the cover.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Then watch and enjoy.
Pretend they aren't zombies, but just very ugly nazis.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:06, Reply)

It's got Nazis in.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

they aren't conventional zombies in that
they are Nazis for a start, and are trying to get their gold back. They are intelligent and stuff, unlike normal zombies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Teachers was fucking superb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You are fucking shitting me.
It was AWFUL. They even released a CD of the shitty soundtrack, like when Jamie Oliver did the same with his compilation of dairrhoea like Toploader. Appalling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

The theme was done by Belle & Sebastian, and is one of my favourite tunes to listen to on my way to work
I enjoyed Teachers, it made a change from every single series based in schools being a load of angst filled bollocks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

*coughs*grangehill*coughs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Load of bollocks
It might have been new and good once upon a time, but in the mid 90s (when I was watching it), they were so determined to court controversy it was simply shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

"dairrhoea" sounds like the result of eating too much triangular "cheese".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Pukka triangular 'cheese' drizzled with a cheeky glug of the old olive oil?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:26, Reply)