that is no excuse, no, none whatsoever. the correct answer was this:
"i wish rachelswipe would suck the joy out of THIS place".

do i have to write everything for everyone??

actually, that would be a good thread. write a post in the style of someone else, and we all have to guess who it is.

[posts vile picture of scary rabbit fisting wild-eyed clown]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We had one of those a while ago
It ended up being an outlet for Chompy's latent schizophrenia.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

what schizophrenia?
you mean he posted a link from the bbc AND a link from sky?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

An 'impressions thread'?
Could turn nasty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

*shags sister*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

i like this
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Bra-vo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Hey!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Oh fuck you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

if i said "yes" to that
you'd be on the first london train out of congleton and we both know it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Nah
I'd make you wait.

In other words, I can't afford the train until Friday!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)