I fucking love internet banking.
That is all.



Alt q: When will I meet a nice bloke? I want the place, date and time please.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:24, 53 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You met him this year at your bash. I think he arrived earlier than me, he's a bit ace
But to whom would I pay such a compliment? I know others agree with me though...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:29, Reply)

I don't want someone who's a bit ace.
I want someone who's a lot ace.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

-waves-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Are you drawing blousies attention to me there?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Oh bugger off you.
How's the knee?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:48, Reply)

currently has an ice pack on it
I hurt it moving wardrobes in IKEA last night
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)

*smooches*

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:56, Reply)

Go to Farringdon
and look for Gonz. Thanks to him, I am currently stuffing my fat face with a buttload of sushi, and I have enough change from a fiver to buy lunch tomorrow!

TO GONZ!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:32, Reply)

How much is a wagon wheel and a dairylea triangle?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:37, Reply)

Is sushi very cheap in Farringdon?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:39, Reply)

nah
gonz is good at stealing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)

He has special hollow compartments in the bottom of his trousers

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I have special hollow compartments in my brain
to store all my fantasies.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Alreet Craig?
Had any good ideas for fantasy lives today?
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Alas, no.
the fantasy bank is running on empty; I think I may have overdone it slightly back in the day
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)

What's up with internet dating?
Alt Q: December 16th 7.38pm 2010
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

It's for people with poor people skillz

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:44, Reply)

not me then
though I've been increasingly tempted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:45, Reply)

but it does advantage quiet people
with good writing skills

I am not one of these, btw.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:46, Reply)

and those of us that never meet any new people ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I don't seem to come across very well on the internet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I come across you on the internet very well

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)

nice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Hahaha!
Smoooooooth!
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Depends how much water I've been drinking, sometimes it's more stringy

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Ew!

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:15, Reply)

in a bank
on thursday
at 11:35am
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

if one of these turns out to be right
do we win?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Anything off the top shelf

(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:49, Reply)

breasts?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Or buttocks
but no mimsy
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Well, hellooooo there...
How you doin'?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I do like a man in uniform.
Even if it's been stolen.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

What are your views on medals purchased from EBay?

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

If you can grab a bargain then go for it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)

April the 2nd 2011 about 8.17 am

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Well at least you didn't say April 1st.

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I had an interview at an internet bank today.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)

As what?

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)

A marketing role.
I'm not going to get it, but there is the strong possibility if one at the same bank doing a role that I am good at and used to do before I was made redundant.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Good luck!

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)

It sounded really positive.
The head of DM saw me and said I'd be great at a project that's about to get the go-ahead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)