I've been to high table for dinner
delicious. Had some wine and some gin also. Just got back mostly.

How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm very good thanks Amberl.
I feel like I'm having a good week.

No idea why though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Fantastic :)
are you looking forward to anything in particular?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:10, Reply)

No, I've just got a radiant glow about me at the moment.
Enjoy it while it lasts!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I'll just wait till Christmas fully hits
and watch you crumble
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Yeah, whilst you are all off having fun, I'll be reaching for the razor blades.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:16, Reply)

make it a good Christmas!
You don't have to buy into every aspect, just the bits and pieces you like to make a special effort that it might not occur to at other times of year
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I said more or less exactly this to him last night
he wasn't having it.
(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:20, Reply)

And I'm still not having any of it.
Christmas sucks balls.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Is there a time of year you do like?

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Hammer time?
Walkies?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Hammer time?
Is that when open season of prostitutes starts?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Only if you're a truck driver.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I just put my road haulage uniform on and grab my hammer and I'm good to go!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Don't forget the chloroform...

(berk, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I never leave home without it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

"red sky at night, nuclear iridescence
like the querulous socialite that i am"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:13, Reply)

red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Sheep drowned in the morning, global warming.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

red sky at night, angel delight
bright sky at night, day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:17, Reply)

meat and mashed potato
shepherds pie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:22, Reply)

when lambs die
shepherd's cry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:25, Reply)

Mary had a little lamb
The Doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went,
Gynecologist surrounded.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Half Man Half Biscuit FTW.
Unless you're Monty.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

No - HMHB
I adore this tune at the moment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzevl0Hw79g

lyrics to the above.

www.chrisrand.com/hmhb/csi-ambleside/give-us-bubblewrap/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)