are you sure they're not thirsty pangs?
half the time people think they're hungry but it's actually their body saying "HYDRATE ME!!"
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

True!
I think he drinks 2litres of water/week!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Closer to a litre a day, 2 if I am thirsty
If I'm at home, I don't drink much though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Oh, well
2l is the minimum, I think.

Fuck, I just checked the kitchen and there are no forks or spoons or anything. :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Is there not a supermaket anywhere?
You could buy a pack of plastic forks and keep them at work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, there isn't
the closest supermarket is 10min by car. I don't have a car. I need to get a taxi to the supermarket (a little coop, they don't have many things) to get there. Too much for a fork.

How unpolite is it to eat lasagna with your fingers?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Just shove it in your face

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 9:59, Reply)

MacGyver a fork from paperclips and other office based stationery

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:02, Reply)

If there's a can machine
she could cut a can in four with scissors.
Attach it to pencils with rubber bands and then use it as a razor sharp spoon.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Troo, if I faced this predicament I'd find a quite corner and just shove it in my face, hoping that nobody witnessed it
not unlike picking my nose
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Lets face it,
an englishman would never be in this prediciment.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You're not helping.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:20, Reply)

fucking did too
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post982817
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 10:23, Reply)