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Al and Vippers certainly think so.
Maybe you could form a 'waterproof trousers' gang. You could have a secret handshake and build a clubhouse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:07,
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clubhouse den of sexual urgency
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:08,
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I'll bet there's waterproof trouser porn out there.
Lab?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:09,
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If there isn'tI I shall set up one.
This is IMPORTANT. How's you this freezing morning?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:13,
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Hung the fuck over
after drinking with a French Canadian in a pirate pub in Wapping.
You?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:15,
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Celine Dion was in Wapping?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:19,
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Talk did turn to Rush, Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.
When I say it turned, I turned it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:20,
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Feel like shit.
Hungover, cold, got a cold, and it's my sodding birthday.
One year nearer to the crem.
And what's a pirate pub?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22,
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Happy birthday you old cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23,
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Thanks for the sentiment.
You long haired twat.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:34,
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rule 34, Monty, rule 34.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:13,
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*looks up from report writing*
I've seen spandex porn, kagool porn, waders porn, plus the usual rubber and PVC. Does that count?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:17,
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Dinosaur porn is quite odd
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:18,
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Waders is near enough. Thanks old chap.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:19,
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If memory serves, all of the above porn I found in one case
Along with a video of a guy wrapping clingfilm around his arse, forming a makeshift nappy, which he then proceeded to shit into.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:20,
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He sounds like quite a character.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22,
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Put me right off my walnut whip
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23,
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HOT.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22,
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I bet his mother is so proud.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23,
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But have you ever seen an elephant fly?
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:22,
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Haha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:23,
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I wouldn't say I find them interesting
more 'useful when you have to spend 8 hours walking along the side of a river in rain that caused severe flooding.'
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:08,
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Just as a social experiment
Why not try wearing a long black coat and listening to My Chemical Romance the next time you have to spend hours walking along a river.
And then write a poem on here.
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Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:17,
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I fear that would damage my professional reputation
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:18,
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Plus we have enough emos, what with AA, Darth and Kitty
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:18,
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I'm not bastard emo!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:19,
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No one is suggesting that you're a bastard.
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Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:20,
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I am
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:24,
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Oh.
Sorry.
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Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:27,
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Actually I am, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:28,
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Well, perhaps one or two may be suggesting it.
But I'm sure it's not everyone.
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Cave Duck, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:30,
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