Monty, being described as your latest victim does not reassure me at all!
when I was 15, it was evanescence. I still like them..
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

emooooooo

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:45, Reply)

nah, just liked the piano parts mostly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:48, Reply)

I do like My Immortal actually

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:49, Reply)

music
to slash your ankles to.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I'd need a stepladder to get all the way down there

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:52, Reply)

You could hire some gnomes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

An interesting thought
Can they be trusted to complete the job on time and to cost?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, they're a bit rough and ready (don't expect any risk assessment or method statement)
but they do crack on and get the work done.


Strictly cash in hand, too.
(Cave Duck, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'll gaz you the number of some highly reliable gnomes.
I've used them myself: very hard workers and extremely reasonable on price.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:09, Reply)

they're dwarves Monty
and a proficiency at blowjobs doesn't qualify them for income tax
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:18, Reply)

They said they were gnomes!
*phones Watchdog*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:20, Reply)

let me guess
you put them in the cupboard and told your room-mates you'd found a gnome.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:21, Reply)

BK actually believed his mates who told him that story.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:31, Reply)

it's the non-alcoholic beer
it has gullibility-raising levels of chemicals
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:33, Reply)

BK believes you can get drunk on non-alcoholic beer
EDIT: MINDPISS!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Good track

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:54, Reply)

dreadful track
absolutely bloomin' awful dirge. Some twat played it so much on the pub jukebox that it was removed as people kept walking out when it came on........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:57, Reply)

My local removed a track from the jukebox because I kept putting it on when the pub was full
The look on the faces of everyone were superb, as in "Hang on, am I really hearing this?" - Fun!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Would you mind bathing in garlic-enfused olive oil please?
I fancy an Italian-themed meal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:48, Reply)

infused or enthused?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:49, Reply)

The former

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:55, Reply)

well I wouldn't mind as such, but it'll be a waste since I'm out tonight...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a 24-hour marinade...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 9:14, Reply)