I'd puncture every rugby ball in the country.
Ditto American 'football' That would improve the games tremendously.

/not a fan at all. Dull, dull, dull.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Random hand grenade timer
inside the ball?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

That could work equally as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I would watch this
Could be entertaining for tennis as well. IED tennis FTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Rugby is ridiculously tedious for what promises to be such a violent sport
Far too many rules and technicalities. If every time the referee blew up for some obscure offence he summarily executed the perpetrator it would be vastly more entertaining
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Kaboom

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Rugby is shit and tedious.
I've tried to like it, but I just can't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Agreed
I was made to play it at school rather than a decent sport like football, and have nurtured my hatred for it ever since. Not least since I had to play without my glasses, which meant I couldn't see fucking anything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)