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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello evening Internet people
Tell me something awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
MY BOLLOCKS HAVEN'T GOT CANCER, JEFF!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:33, Reply)
PRAISE JESUS!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
I am very happy about this.
Less so that every bloody examination of them so far has been done by extremely fit lady doctors. I tells ya, I haven't thought about Thatcher so much in AGES!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyMXsvBwHKQ
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)
That's exactly what it was like
but with less jingling and more slurping sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
I use to have some of them.
Very relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
I still do

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)
So, is it like a breast X-ray, where they squash your nads between 2 sheets of glass.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
No, just smeared in KY
and then a hand held ultrasound rubbed around on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
You can get this on the NHS?
Where do I apply?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Wow!
You saw the best and coolist person in the hospital!

The 'Ultrasound' guy!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Yarf.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)
That is some TOP TOP BOLLOCKING news DG
What have they got?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
SPUNK

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
PRIDE

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:35, Reply)
SPUNKY PRIDE
Sounds like a limited edition bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
or a bad evening in a surprise bukake party

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)
They no longer have an attractive lady doctor smearing KY Jelly all over them for one thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
You can get that on the NHS?
*Moves up north*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)
Yay for cancer free bollox!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
I have an interview!
I am basically a tasty bun that the colleges are fighting over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Crunchy has a bun in the over.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:34, Reply)
I heard that in the test match coverage.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:36, Reply)
you got me stumped

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)
I can't wait until these puns are 'over'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
I just hope something better than that
rises from these ashes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
You're 'wide' of the mark if you think that's the case.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)
I'm creasing up.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:43, Reply)
and green with envy?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Give us a leg break.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)
that pun was wicket

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Are you a fan of cricket? Or are you forced to use Googly to find these puns?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)
I'm not exactly batty about it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:45, Reply)
Have you got a square leg?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
no, and I've got no-balls

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:48, Reply)
You should see my silly mid on.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)
*Runs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)
*Catches*
*drops*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Howzat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)
*fields*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:52, Reply)
*Drives*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:53, Reply)
*claps politely*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:54, Reply)
*Slips*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:57, Reply)
They've heard about your awesome
timid, geek bloke devirginating skillz. And are fighting tooth and nail for them.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:41, Reply)
woah!
not that young!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:44, Reply)
Woo!
Jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeff!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)
Blousie! Blousie! Blousie!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:38, Reply)
Jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeff!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Blousie! Blousie! Blousie!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:39, Reply)
It's Ok I've come now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:40, Reply)
*Sparks up a couple of tabs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)

*goes for a pee*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:47, Reply)

*tucks soldier away, walks away from the window*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 19:50, Reply)

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