hell fire
also taking instructions from my very formal client. i now have to write a "cease and desist" letter asking the client's tenant to stop selling a "novelty item" which is charmingly called "wank tissues".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Whats the difference between them and normal tissues then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:38, Reply)

the lease does not prohibit the selling of the latter

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:39, Reply)

You drew up a lease specifically mentioning wank tissues?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

this is rachelswipe we are talking about here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

She probably included a clause about what would happen in the event of her putting on a white shirt
and undoing the top two buttons and then leaning over the lease holders desk to point out where to sign.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

this is what i do in court
unless it's a female judge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You don't try to intimidate her with boob envy then?
e.g., "Back off, toots, I could suffocate your sense of justice with these."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

no
female judges are inevitably feisty and hateful of younger female lawyers!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I wondered about that clause on my last lease.

( Peej, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

i do not draw up leases
i sue people when the leases go wrong or they don't stick to them.

(although you'd think that wank tissues would encourage sticking to them...)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)