Monty takes loads of drugs
doesn't have a fucked knee and lives alone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I read that as
'Monty's so much cooler than me and my morbid obesity has given me mouldy man-tits and my knees cannot support my gargantuan belly so I'm staying at home with my fictitous wife and playing WoW'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I read that as
"Despite promising I have still not arranged an evening of consuming hot meat in the Tayyabs and now we'll have to wait until after christmas because of my ineptitude"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I read that as
"We really need to butt-fuck already and just get it over with."
I can almost smell the testosterone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Oh we did that A LONG TIME AGO, believe me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

really? you wouldn't think it the way you two banter :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

The sizzling chemistry is that obvious?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

yeah it really is.
sorry to be the one to break it to you love.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I read that as
"I really really wish whichever one of them turns up at the bash will take me for a quick knee trembler in the toilets, otherwise this whole trip to the UK will have been a gigantic waste of time and money"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I didn't come here to get shagged m'dear.
I can do that back home you know.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Haha fair cop guv

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I'm currently imagining what it would be like to eat a seek kebab right now
and I'm salivating.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I was in Needoo's on Monday.
They're actually getting better I think. The Dry Meat was on par with Tayyabs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I'm going to have to take the mrs out next week.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Are you a gangland hitman?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Fancy a 'double date'?
I don't have any car keys for the bowl but I've got my old bike-lock one, would that do?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Your not having my bike you cunt
It's mine. Just mine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

You haven’t quite understood how this ‘swinging’ lark works, have you?
It’s not a vehicle exchange programme, you oaf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Is she starting to smell?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 12:33, Reply)