You've had a man stick it to you a few times lately, I'll wager.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

With his own glue and all, it was quite impressive
And paid handsomely enough to numb the overbearing sense of shame and self-loathing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

You've been made sticky by a man a few times lately, I'll wager.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:36, Reply)

What, sellotape?
Crow doesn't strike me as the type to want or need a back, sack and crack...
I missed your reply in that other thread by the way, but thanks for your kind words - however if that were true I would be knee deep in men slavishly proferring their phone numbers and all sorts but I am sadly very much not.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

If you come and see Pulp with me next year I'll give you my phone number

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Although you'll have to tell me your real name again
as being introduced to people as "berk" will probably be a bit offensive
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Haha, Amberl did that at Sonisphere
it's fine - I am a berk. And whilst I shall cheerfully take your number, it's generally unmarried men that I'm after...
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

WARNING
By "Pulp" Al means that which comes from his "wood"
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

They probably assume you wouldn't be interested in them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Because ugly girls don't like sex
OH NO HE DIDN'T!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Ha very ha
It's true though, only one man has given me his number recently and I fear his failure to actually contact me on it is placing him firmly in the 'knobhead' box.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I wholeheartedly agree.
Is the 'knobhead box' to be found within the 'complete simpleton' drawer?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Possibly
although it's more likely me that's the complete simpleton for thinking he'd be interested in the first place.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I was thinking more
'single, married, other, knobhead'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Bur berk you said he gave you his number. He can only contact you if you gave him your number.
He's probably been desperately searching, hoping to find you, and placing personal ads and everything.
(Cave Duck, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

*sigh*
pedant. Of course I gave him my number. He just doesn't bloody text me unless I text him first and I utterly refuse to do all the chasing.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Wait
A man gave you his number, he hasn't contacted you on it and that's his fault?

Am I reading this right?

Edit: \notasacerbicasMonty blog
( Kroney, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Perhaps 'contact me using it'
would have been a better way of putting it.
(berk, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:08, Reply)