how was that explaining it in a way that I might understand? Needs moar Kitty words.
also you totally copied and pasted that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

shake can leave bad gas on sides of can.
open can gas go boom. Spray kitty with sticky liquid.

Tap can make bad gas float to top of can.

Open can gas go boom but no sticky liquid cover kitty.

Kitty sad and go wank off commuters for 3.50 a go
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

thanks for that end bit

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Here you go:
Don't tap = bubbles on sides and bottom = pushes liquid out of can
Tap = bubbles come off sides and bottom = doesn't push liquid out of can
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I still think you could all have shoehorned the words 'nommy drink' in there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

And as I said, that's brilliant except it doesn't actually happen like that

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Well yes, I know
But she wanted a simplification of the crap that was said by Monty, so I gave her it. She's going to continue getting covered in nommy drinks anyway, 'cause I can't be bothered explaining it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I don't usually drink fizzy drinks anyway
because the bubbles hurt my thwoat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

of course I did you Deacon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)

you said 'let me explain it'
when really you should have said "let me rip off someone who has taken the time to explain it"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:03, Reply)

That was the joke, you blithering halfwit.


I thought of you the other day, during a conversation about sleepwalking. I have been unable to shake the term 'nomnambulist' ever since. This is neither a lie nor a joke, unfortunately.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Surely that's someone who sleepwalks and eats yummy things at teh same time?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I'm so glad I'm not one of those sleepwalkers who goes in the fridge in the early hours
sleeping is about the only time my stomach gets to have a break
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:25, Reply)

hahaha
I is in ur hed, takin over ur thorts
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 17:21, Reply)